Rather, er, unique item on local Marketplace

[Norfolkbumpkin]

This rather individual item went on our local Facebook Marketplace page an hour ago. I have so many questions I note that there have been zero comments or likes on it yet, so no-one is brave enough to make the first move.

What kind of parties! 😂

What kind of shop was it 🤣

It would definitely be a talking point, there's no denying that.

I think the only sensible thing to do here is buy it and give it in a secret Santa

Parties you say, Facebook seller?

The photo should have been marked sensitive content. FFS I'm browsing MN with a toddler on my knee!

£150 though!

@NeptunaOfTheMermaidBattleSquadron Just say they are wooden mushrooms.

Stinkhorn - phallus impudicus.

What a lovely fungi sculpture.

I'd totally have it in my house, so I could act confused by people that were horrified by it - "what's wrong with the mushrooms", "oh... OOH... you have a one track mind"
:D

Just realised they're huge: it's floorstanding

I LOVE them 💗

Oh give over @NeptunaOfTheMermaidBattleSquadron 🤣

Are you worried your toddler will demand it for their birthday to put in the garden for the he fairies to live in?

I did not mean he fairies.

*For the fairies to live in

Oh I want these!

I'd put a glass top on them and use them as a side table or stand.

Who the hell would think of carving that! Also, the scale of them is terrifying.

Anything can be a butt plug/ dildo if you’re brave enough

Maybe put mumsnet down and give your toddler your full attention then?

It would make a great wellington boot stand.

There is currently a thread on AIBU about the pros and cons of living in Norwich.
This was bought there, pro or con?

I want to comment and can’t find it if I search for it on fakenham with a massive radius too.
when was it posted?

They are right, it would make a good talking point.

Oh my god, they come off the stand. For what? 😱

The seller sounds like a fun guy.

Is it a real post that’s live or a screengrab manufactured/forwarded by someone or from somewhere OP? I am itching to comment and cannot find the item on the fakenham and surrounding marketplace on Facebook