- A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.
- If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
- A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
- If you hook a dog lead over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.
- You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.
- The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.
- When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
- Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
- A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,
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Certain Lego pieces will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.
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Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. Ever.
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Super glue is forever.
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No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.
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Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.
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VCR's do not eject 'BLT' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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Bin liners do not make good parachutes.
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Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.
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Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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The fire department responds in an average of 6 minutes 46 seconds.
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The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
This made me wet myself! And I found myself nodding along, too