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I don't know how to go to work tomorrow

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IroningThrone · 15/01/2024 18:50

Had to ring in sick today because of d&v yesterday and it was a horrible experience - I've genuinely never experienced anything like it. I work for a small family business and spoke to the wife - she openly accused me of lying, asking me repeatedly if I was sure I had d&v, saying I was always off when she needed me (I think I've phoned in sick twice before, in two years of working for them, once with covid and once with d&v)

I'm dreading going in tomorrow - I know she's going to be absolutely awful and it'll just be me and her. She's made me feel absolutely shit and I really don't want to see or speak to her!

OP posts:
WhyAmINotCleaning · 16/01/2024 12:57

Buy some stink bombs you can let off when the farts cease.

I'd also make a variety of concoctions that you can pour down the loo. Plan carefully so the colours are believable - starting with a slurry and finishing several days later with a chunky vegetable soup.

Also, wear white trousers and apply a small brown stain on your bottom, taking care to make it bigger every couple of hours. Grin

FatimaWhippedRed · 16/01/2024 13:01

Crop dust her every time you fart.

JustExistingNotLiving · 16/01/2024 13:27

IroningThrone · 16/01/2024 12:03

I've been farting all day. It stinks and she keeps giving me evil looks but I genuinely can't help it.

Good!
Then surely she can’t tell you you were faking it?

ConsistentlyElectrifiedElves · 16/01/2024 13:35

Chubbywubba · 16/01/2024 12:49

I'm very lucky that I have an understanding boss. Reading threads like these I do find it amazing how intolerant some managers are. Sometimes I think about looking for another job and then these types of examples make me realise that you work for a person, not a company. I'd definitely get out of that place asap. She sounds like a complete bully to boot.

I hope she gets your bug OP and then she'll be sorry. Stupid cow. Why the heck would she want you back before time, with D&V. Ok she needs hands on deck but it can't be helped, and she runs the risk of you not only infecting her (something she clearly doesn't care about so that's her choice) but also customers!

Same. I run a small business that employs about 15 people. Our sickness policy is that you get up to 20 days paid sick per year, but if you have more than 7 days off in a row you have to provide a certificate from the doctor.

Normally this isn't an issue at all - we accept that everyone is sick sometimes. Covid has actually helped reduce our normal incidences of illness as people are a bit more hygience conscious, not in the office so much, and WFH if they are ill.

We have one member of staff, however, who used all his 20 days sick last year, all his annual leave AND had more unpaid sick days (as he always returned just before the SSP would have kicked in as that would have required a doctor's note). Overall he was out of the office for in excess of 10 weeks. He also proved very unreliable in WFH so he's now entirely office based.

He knows the terms of our contracts inside and out so always plays safe just within the requirements. He is often ill, but it's because he has a huge social life outside of work and burns the candle at both ends. I'm fairly certain he takes the piss too and is more than capable of working, but chooses not too.

We have previously taken disciplinary action against him and he's on a final written warning, so he's keeping rigidly to the terms, but it's massively frustrating as an employer. We won't allow one person's poor behaviour to ruin it for everyone else, but I can see why some employers aren't as generous with their sick pay as we are.

OP's "boss" is massively unreasonable, of course, and I'm glad you've got stinky farts in the office today!

Good luck with the job hunting!

Hollyhocksarenotmessy · 16/01/2024 14:26

@ConsistentlyElectrifiedElves
Hi, HR person here.

Just because you have a policy that pays up to 20 days sick a year doesn't mean people get a free pass to have that much absence other than in exceptional circumstances.

You could look back at the levels of absence over the last few years and next time he's off sick move towards a capability dismissal.

Where I work there is a very generous amount of paid sick leave but the majority of people would be dismissed on capability grounds before they get anywhere near using it all.

mumof1littlebun · 16/01/2024 17:57

@Towerofsong no it's definitely not, one of the many reasons for leaving

ConsistentlyElectrifiedElves · 17/01/2024 13:04

Hollyhocksarenotmessy · 16/01/2024 14:26

@ConsistentlyElectrifiedElves
Hi, HR person here.

Just because you have a policy that pays up to 20 days sick a year doesn't mean people get a free pass to have that much absence other than in exceptional circumstances.

You could look back at the levels of absence over the last few years and next time he's off sick move towards a capability dismissal.

Where I work there is a very generous amount of paid sick leave but the majority of people would be dismissed on capability grounds before they get anywhere near using it all.

Thanks very much. We're seriously considering it, especially given he's already on a final written warning for the same thing.

Just need to make sure we do everything in the correct way to avoid any comeback on us!

I logged his sickness on our online HR system and even that popped up with a message saying did we need a Occupational Health assessment! 😂

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