Somewhere, somewhen on MN I read a top tip about getting rid of a real Christmas tree. Today was the day and I convinced DH and DC that this top tip was worth trying. I reassured them it was neither from Viz nor from Take a Break and once we decided it was a "life hack" we were on. I don't remember who I should credit with this but listen up: cover the tree with a double duvet cover before removing from stand, and shroud said tree until place of disposal. Minimum vacuuming and car is reasonably needle free (given that some already were shed on the way in pre Christmas). Absolute revelation!