I know this has been done countless times before, but I was chatting with DH earlier and realised that, should MI5 be on our case, they’d have nothing intelligible upon which to base their enquiries.
Today’s example was saying in a Geordie voice that the neighbours needed to ‘RAMP IT REET OOP’ (their extension) like Antony Hutton from Big Brother S6 (I know: who? Other drivel includes ‘PETER YOU’VE LOST THE NEWS’ from The Day Today (when a newsreader fucks up), or ‘hold the bells!’ like Tommy Bleach from The Fast Show (when setting up a board game threatens to get too complicated). And there’s a Partridge-ism for every situation.
What are yours?