What absolutely ridiculous and inconsequential things have put you off a partner?

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I don't mean completely acceptable reasons like poor hygiene, lying, flakiness etc. I mean things that the poor other person could not possibly have anticipated would mean the end of their relationship.

For me it was many years ago when I finally finally got together with a lad I'd had a crush on for about 3 years. About 2 months after we started seeing each other he invited me to his house. Which is where he committed the unforgivable sin of picking up a broom and sweeping the kitchen floor.

That was it. 3 years of obsessing over him and, just like that, a bloody sweeping brush came between us.

I saw one of my ex’s soaping himself all over in the shower, instantly felt ick.

Omg I very nearly didn’t pursue things with my now husband ( been together 22 years , married 18 🤣🤣) because of this exact type of shirt !!!!!

He said he thought he had a fat bum; I hadn't noticed but then I couldn't unsee it. Also when we first kissed he stuck his tongue down my throat like he was searching for gold. I retched afterwards, and he was history.

Omg you’ve just reminded me of this guy I dated that freaked out about a moth that flew in to his bedroom so he PUNCHED IT.
I promptly left. Like wtf was that reaction?! 😂

Corduroy trousers on a first date!

My favourite 😂😂😂

I feel sick reading this.

Was chatting to someone on a dating site. Arranged a date. Then he sent me a voice note and he had a ‘funny voice’ . Knocked it straight on the head

When I cooked a roast said 'ohhh your so wifey' 😱

Met up with a guy I’d met on an online dating site - thought he was great in his pics and on the phone, I was really looking forward to finally meeting…but when he walked into the pub and his shirt was all twisted on his shoulders. You know when you put it on a hanger and the seems go all askew - it looked like that.
How do you even say to someone “you’re wearing your clothes like a cheap wire hanger” ?!

Then there was the guy would had a 20st weight difference to his pics…I really did not understand the logic in that one.

Yes. The guy wore lycra when cycling. Totally grossed me out

/ don’t understand the joke here????

He danced - funny. Really went for it in a new born foal kind way, that was really not in keeping with his rather subdued personality.
I just couldn't and I'm ashamed of myself!

😂

😂Yes! The lack of chin is very disappointing

Then you don't get it. Move on to another thread and it hopefully cure your nausea.

He wore his sisters socks 🧦

I’m going to sound awful but he had a white round belly that looked feminine, not a single hair on his entire body apart from his head and his hair was so thick and solid it looked like a helmet, it moved as one solid piece.

Im not fat shaming because he wasn’t fat he just had a really weird belly that looked like it was glowing in the dark he was so pale.

Staaaap 🙈🙈🙈
I gasped and laughed at the same time

I'm honestly amazed at some of these

Using a broom, nip to the loo, chatting to a dog while petting it...huh?

That's not even half of the things that surprise me....and among people who are looking for relationships?

You’ve read it wrong. It was a joke and I’m not sure it was for your comment. It was for the Welsh beeebe comment. It’s a joke! Bless u x

😂😅Perhaps he was being kind and protecting you from his sweaty feet?

As a teenager. After a lovely first time in bed with a fellow teenager I’d been falling in love with over a few weeks. We were getting dressed all glowing and happy and all good. He was the coolest kid in town and I was so in to him. 😁
I said I couldn’t find my knickers. Said they were green. He said ‘Ew, green knickers. Urgh’.
Instant despise. They were clean and pretty GREEN lacy knickers. I suddenly saw him as a 12 year old playground bellend. Over.

That would have put me off as did the date who got out his velcro fastener wallet to pluck coins from. Big No No!😏

And land on top of the wardrobe then taking a bow I presume 😁🤸‍♂️