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Words you realised you pronounce different or wrong?

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heartbroken22 · 04/12/2023 05:59

What words have you realised aren't pronounced the way you pronounce them? How did you find out? Tribute was pronounced try bute by me. Only realised when a child corrected me 😂

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Bluevelvetsofa · 04/12/2023 09:26

Mine was picturesque too. I said pictureskew.

jusdepamplemousse · 04/12/2023 09:28

I always interpreted misled as (phonetically) myz- ild- I thought it was derived from ‘miser’ and in my head it was to do with deprivation of fact or truth. I still have to correct myself. Again, an early reader.

Others - demon read with a ‘deh’ rather than ‘Dee’, the classic awry!

BabyYoshke · 04/12/2023 09:31

Dour - I always said doo -r

and physallis like syphallus

ApoodlecalledPenny · 04/12/2023 09:34

I think doo-r is an acceptable alt pronunciation of dour. Or at least, I’m wrong too!

YellowWiggle · 04/12/2023 09:35

‘Colonel’ how it’s spelt - col-oh-nell
i remember reading it aloud in class and everyone laughed at me 🤦🏻‍♀️

one of my parents also pronounces Fountain/Mountain as Foun-Tane and Moun-Tane. Strange!

Chewbecca · 04/12/2023 09:38

Hermione!

MissingMoominMamma · 04/12/2023 09:44

I was an early reader too.

I remember reading island as is- land when paired with an older child (who I adored) and he laughed at me. Oh, the burning shame. I knew how it was pronounced really, but I read phonetically in my head.

StillWantingADog · 04/12/2023 09:45

MogHog · 04/12/2023 07:13

Hyperbole which I'd always thought was as its written. I only realised after 40 that it's hi-per-buh-lee

I’m 45 and was corrected two weeks ago by my dh!

StillWantingADog · 04/12/2023 09:47

I am wound up by anyone that says mischievous incorrectly

eg my exdp (and many others) says mis-CHEE-vee-us.

Anoisagusaris · 04/12/2023 09:47

in my head, Alicia (from Mallory Towers) was Alickia.

StillWantingADog · 04/12/2023 09:48

As a child I read a book where the main character was “Melaine”

it was years and years later I realised that her name was actually Melanie

WGACA · 04/12/2023 09:52

Epitome
ULEZ

CandidFruit · 04/12/2023 09:59

Does anyone remember Supernanny Jo Frost and “unacceptable”?!

My own downfalls in my youth were ‘Yosemite’ and ‘charisma’.
Thankfully have mastered them now!

Seeline · 04/12/2023 10:00

Automaton - assumed it was like automatic not ortomahtun. Only clicked a few years ago watching Antiques Roadshow.

WhatWindyWeather · 04/12/2023 10:03

StillWantingADog · 04/12/2023 09:47

I am wound up by anyone that says mischievous incorrectly

eg my exdp (and many others) says mis-CHEE-vee-us.

How do you say it? Do you just mean that your exdp just puts the stress on the second syllable rather than the first? Or do you pronounce it with four syllables, i.e. mis-chee-vee-uhs?

The word that I used to get wrong was the wine Rioja. I didn't find out until my 50's that the j in the middle was pronounced like a k, not like j in July.

StillWantingADog · 04/12/2023 10:05

WhatWindyWeather · 04/12/2023 10:03

How do you say it? Do you just mean that your exdp just puts the stress on the second syllable rather than the first? Or do you pronounce it with four syllables, i.e. mis-chee-vee-uhs?

The word that I used to get wrong was the wine Rioja. I didn't find out until my 50's that the j in the middle was pronounced like a k, not like j in July.

Three syllables.
thwre is no second -ee sound. Look at the spelling!
MISS-chi-vus

Pocketfullofdogtreats · 04/12/2023 10:12

Misled. Always pronounced still do as my-zled (ending as in gambled). If it's going to be pronounced miss-led it should be spelt missled!

lingmerth · 04/12/2023 10:14

I thought acne was pronounced AC een🤦‍♀️ my children had to point out that GIF. Was not pronounced jif

Clydagh · 04/12/2023 10:15

Anoisagusaris · 04/12/2023 09:47

in my head, Alicia (from Mallory Towers) was Alickia.

You have just given me a flashback — me too. My parents weren’t able to read well enough to read to me, so I puzzled out a lot of things (often wrongly) myself, very young.

My first university tutorial featured me saying ‘hyper-bowl’ AND ‘feet-I’d’ for ‘foetid’.

Pocketfullofdogtreats · 04/12/2023 10:16

Apparently, zoological is not pronounced zoo-o-logical, but some way like ZO-ological, or zoo-logical. But I'm not sure which.
As a kid, I always wanted to go to Pom-pe-ii. Took a long time for me to learn it's pronounced Pom-pay. (Got there, loved it!)

Pocketfullofdogtreats · 04/12/2023 10:19

I didn't say anything when MIL told me they were going to Maj-or-ca, pronounced as in Major. Even after they'd been she said it like that

muchalover · 04/12/2023 10:22

My autistic son is very particular with English and a voracious reader. I kid you not he read Lord of the Rings ages 5.

He used to pronounce words the grammatically correct way for years which isn't the way many words are said. He struggled with that.

GreenSmithing · 04/12/2023 10:30

I remember at school doing a class reading of The Crucible for GCSE, and one of the boys mispronouncing 'whore' as "war' to general hilarity. In fairness to him, though, there's no good reason that words like who, whom whose, and whore don't pronounce the 'w' when pretty much every other 'wh" word does.

tealweasel · 04/12/2023 10:38

LadyOfTheCanyon · 04/12/2023 07:08

I was a voracious reader as a child so for ages read ( in my head - I didn't move in the sort of circles where I'd be called upon to pronounce them!) words wrong.
A selection:
Diaspora
Segue
Detritus
Biopic
Parabola
Tragedians
Hyperbole
Quinoa

Segue gets me too, even now I know how it's pronounced. My brain just wants to pronounce it a bit like siege...

Clydagh · 04/12/2023 10:41

GreenSmithing · 04/12/2023 10:30

I remember at school doing a class reading of The Crucible for GCSE, and one of the boys mispronouncing 'whore' as "war' to general hilarity. In fairness to him, though, there's no good reason that words like who, whom whose, and whore don't pronounce the 'w' when pretty much every other 'wh" word does.

I had a role in a production of a Sondheim musical that required me to sing

HE TALKS SOFTLY OF HIS WARS
AND HIS HORSES AND HIS WHORES

Which took a lot of careful enunciation to be intelligible.