you get offered the chance to change your real name legally to your username , would you?

[CheeseChe]

no for me

My usual one, definitely not 😂 So I made this one especially - I'd give it a go!

Nah, I'd be stuck explaining it as well as spelling it (which I have done for nearly forty years with my surname). Besides, I already changed both my names, and as I say to people who try to shorten my first name, "I paid good money for this, kindly get it right!"

This tickled me while I'm awake in awful pain from an ear infection so thanks 😅
It's a pretty accurate description of me but what would I shorten it to?

If I did I'd have people asking what do I have against courgettes. Or apples. Or was I a rabbit in a past life. Would it get shortened to Crun or Carro?

Maybe! It was the name mum used to call me as a young kid, and sister still calls me “Star”.

Well it's definitely true so yeah😉

Well it'd be fun just to see the shock on my kids faces.

No!

😄

Er no.

🐈‍⬛ No 😂

Absolutely not. My user name was inspired by the midwife who delivered DD. I get flashbacks to the lack of pain relief and stitches every time I think of her.

Now that I live in France the paperwork would be a complete nightmare.

But if I return to the UK, I'm thinking that sounds like a plan.

Yep!

Only if the job came with it.

Actually, I might consider it as it just about sums up my lifestyle.

Better than taken for a ride 😂.

It was Seven. Seven of Nine. There probably was also a barely-in-it Borg mook called Five of Something for half a clip somewhere though.

@KaiserChefs you are right it was Seven of Nine. 😀

@FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper

😁

Not under this name, no!

I didn't know I wasn't supposed to use my real name as my username....

@therealcookiemonster
😂

Mine is a bit long but as a Swiftie I would happily have it as my real name (which is fucking horrible anyway).