The moral to this story is to leave your phone alone when you're half asleep, rather than pick it up and try to get it to the correct focal distance to see the time without glasses.
I dropped it straight into my face, complete with the huge, chunky, metal protector case. Fortunately, as part of the design to protect the phone, the corners are cutoff. Unfortunately, this made it the perfect shape to fit into the dip right on the edge of my eyebrow/above the eye socket.
Apart from the cold pack I've been intermittently pressing against it for the last couple of hours, anybody got some suggestions to avoid looking like Rocky at work in the morning?
And yes, I am debating adding 'or your steel clad Samsung' to my user name.