This bloody airfryer!!! I'm late to the party I know. I've had it for three days and it's still in the box.
Everyone in the house is poorly. I'm too tired to clear the shelf for it. I have no energy to go to the shops. I have no idea what to do in it first...
I am in a paroxysm of inaction.
Also - have I already become an airfryerwanker - second only to fruitarians in their evangelism - by posting about it....