Pairs of rhyming jobs??

[Pinkglittery]

This is going to sound a bit silly but here goes! So I had DD 7 months ago and DP made up a little snippet of a song about her. He just makes the words up on the spot but I'm not in any way musical or creative and I can never remember his. She loves the song, it always stops her crying, but I would really like to be able to do more than one verse. I see people on here making up poems really quickly and I wondered if anyone could think of jobs that rhyme?

So it goes ...Wesley, oh Wesley, you can be whatever you want to be.. you could be a train driver or a scuba diver, swimming with the fish in the sea 😂

If anyone can think of any I'd be very grateful! Also awaiting any comments for the name choice 😬

Baker - dress maker
Tailor - sailor

Baker, fantasical cake maker

Banker, rhymes with Piers Morgan

Write cool code or fix a road or transport a load

Be a dog walker or a podcast talker

You could be a nurse or drive a hearse

Look after horses or teach uni courses

Muck out stables or wait at tables

Design electronics or build bionics.

Make dresses with pockets or pilot space rockets

Send baddies to jail or deliver the mail

Be a hero who rights wrongs or a star singing pop songs

A farmer of pigs or a gardener who digs

Town crier, fish fryer

You could end up with the longest song ever!

Not sure I'm going to remember all these verses 😂 thank you so much!

Writer, fighter. Banker, wanker (maybe not),

Ask ChatGPT!

As someone who frequently tries to decipher old census entries in 19th-century handwriting, sawyer and lawyer spring immediately to mind...

Farmer - Embalmer 😂
Dentist - Hygienist

I'm trying to think of something for engineer - after coming up with musketeer, muleteer and fusilier which are a bit obscure/archaic I've hit on 'brewer of beer'.

Threads like these is why I read mumsnet! These are awesome!

You could be a train driver.....walk the Great Wall of China.

You could make cartoons or go to the moon.

You could make potions or explore the deep oceans.

You could read the news, it depends what you choose.

This is a great thread. My husband can make things up on the spot like this, fascinates me as I have no ability to do so!

Engineer, auctioneer
Brigadier, volunteer
Caretaker, Homemaker

Doing sums
Wiping bums

Radio presenter or religious dissenter
Cooper or trooper
Tyre fitter or baby sitter

Be a nurse, drive a hearse

Butcher, Baker, candlestick maker

Engineer - brewer of beer

Post office clerk - Train a shark

Train driver - skydiver

Royal marine - make things clean

Zoo keeper - teacher

@ErrolTheDragon I hadn't seen your rhyme for engineer when I thought of the same, but how about

Engineer - give planes the All Clear