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What are your terrible teacher memories?

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lovelyjubbly888 · 12/11/2023 00:50

A bit random - and in no way a teacher bashing thread! I was just inspired randomly by a thread about whether people make sure the sink is dry after use.
I had an absolute hag of a home economics teacher - who one day had a right go at me after I had washed up all the dishes. She lifted up the wash basin, and there were soap suds on the bottom of the basin. She got angry at me for it, and made stay behind and wash it until there was not a soap sud left. I was then late for next lesson. I'm still indignant about it, she was a fucking loose screw.
This was only 10 years ago!!!

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Mystro202 · 12/11/2023 12:16

PE teacher too. Hated me as I had no interest in physical activity whatsoever. She would make me show everyone else a demo of what we were doing just to humiliate me ,"mystro you run round there 4 times, run around the cones" bla bla. Threatened me with the principal for not doing well at the bleep test. I despised her. Also had her for Science and she constantly picked on me in this class too. I dreaded her classes. She had really strong smelling perfume and to this day I hate the smell of perfume, I get a thumping headache if anyone around me smells it. I really think it's psychological.

Boomboom22 · 12/11/2023 12:19

This thread is making me think I've made the right decisions sending my kids to 2 different schools that are not my grammar I teach at 🤣.
Pe teachers are the worst, but really it's the same thing as all the other teachers get irritated at just more obvious when you are poor at pe and comes across as lazy. Even now as a teacher if I get put on pe cover I try and swap for an easier subject like anything else, science or maths or history over pe any day. Sports day still makes me uncomfortable and most of the staff don't get it at all.

Spidey66 · 12/11/2023 12:22

I had a terrible Home Economics teacher too, and it affected me for years.

I wasn't very good at cookery and she used this as a reason to pick on me. She used to routinely humiliate my attempts in front of the class, leaving me in tears. Some of the other girls in the class would actually come to me after and say they were sorry for the way she treated me.

It got to the point where every Tuesday when we had HE i would be pleading to my mum i was sick to avoid the lesson. On one occasion I even took some tablets thinking they might make me sick enough to avoid school. In fact, these tablets were in fact Tenuate Dospan, an amphetamine based tablet prescribed to my mum for weight loss (this was early 80s, it was common then but not now.) I did go to school but was speeding through the universe, talking incessantly, didn't sleep for a couple of nights, the lot. My mum worked out from my behaviour I'd taken them though I denied it and the tablets were then removed from where I found them.

My frequent absences from school were soon noticed and I really fell behind. I know my parents and teachers were awaew I was more capable than I was presenting and it became an issue but I couldn't bring myself to say my behaviour was because of this teacher. After some bad school reports and parents evenings I did buckle down but it was too late and j ended up staying on at school a year to resit my O levels as I'd fucked up the first time.

The other teacher who stood out in my mind was the Head of my juniors school. It was a catholic school (so was my secondary) and believe it or not she was a nun. But my God she was brutal. I remember once it was a cold playtime and many of the girls were taking refuge from the cold in the loos. The loos had external doors so they could be accessed from the playground and internal doors to access from indoors. Anyway, she came roaring in from the internal door aware many of us were in there and I was the nearest and she grabbed me and slapped me several times on the legs. I felt unable to tell anyone even though there were witnesses. This would have been mid 70s when such behaviour from adults to children was still acceptable.

The same teacher managed to humiliate me in front of all the teachers in the staff room. At the time, there was some concern that I had enlarged adenoids and I was being seen in ENT while they decided if they were going to remove them (they didnt). Anyway I had a hospital appointment after lunch. I went and told the school secretary my mum was coming to pick me up. She told me to go to the staff room to tell the head. All the teachers were in there. I told the head my mum was coming to pick me up for said hospital appointment. She looked at me and roared "Spidey66, you live in that hospital." At that point i felt so ashamed I started crying. (It was hardly true, I'd had a couple of OPAs and even if i was a frequent attender it obviously meant i had issues with my health which should have been treated sympathetically). By the time my mum came I was still upset so of course she asked what the matter was. My mum brought it up with her and her response was "Spidey66 is much too over sensitive ". To a degree she was right...I was quite a sensitive child, but if you know that, you should surely have been kinder???

Fortunately as I'm now 57 I'm sure attitudes have changed and I hope teachers are much better these days because these incidents affected me for years. I still have flashbacks to this head teachers slapping me and shouting at me. For years I was unable to cook, believing the Home Economics teacher that I couldn't cook. Its only the last few years I've taught myself to cook from cookbooks.

DRS1970 · 12/11/2023 12:28

I was force fed liver one lunchtime by a pair of teaching assistants when I was at infant school. One held me and pinched my nose while the other forked it into my mouth.

BridgetRandomfuck · 12/11/2023 12:31

In Year 9 my English teacher once made me stand up in front of the class and told me my homework was so bad ‘someone in the Special Needs class’ would have done it better. My mum was so appalled I think she complained (about using that as a comparison, not that I was told off!). This was the 90s, so should have known better.

HelpMeGetThrough · 12/11/2023 12:31

A fair amount has been mentioned about PE teachers.

They usually were a bunch of sadistic bastards back in the 80s.

LakeTiticaca · 12/11/2023 12:35

Started primary 1966, and went to grammar school 1972. Some of the teachers were absolute psychos but there was non of the behaviour witnessed nowadays on school

PassageDEnfer · 12/11/2023 12:36

I saw Mr P hold a boy by the ears over a 10ft drop whilst at junior school.

ChaToilLeam · 12/11/2023 12:36

Back in the 70s/early 80s, the (alcoholic) headmaster of our primary school used to hit the naughty kids in front of the whole class. And I don’t mean just giving the belt, I mean slapping them around the head and throwing them about. It was horrible. I don’t know if any parents ever complained.

Themostimportantpart · 12/11/2023 12:50

A deputy head a my school absolutely hated me. It was a catholic school, she was an older Irish lady- very sharp.
I had never been in trouble, was not in any of her classes she was often supervising the dinner hall and took offence to me. She took one of my friends to once side and told her to watch out as I was trouble.
The headteacher when I joined was an alcoholic, he had a fully stocked bar installed at the school.

CesareBorgia · 12/11/2023 12:58

It didn't happen to me, but I remember a teacher who would literally wash children's mouths out with soap if they swore (late 70s).

There was an attempt to force-feed me milk once in the days when milk was given free. I refused to touch the bottle and straw so the milk was put into a cup and it turned quite physical, me being pinned down and milk splattering far and wide, but they didn't succeed in making me drink it.

I told my mum and she wrote a note excusing me from milk in the future. I still don't drink milk now, even in tea or coffee - hate the stuff.

madnessitellyou · 12/11/2023 13:02

I asked to use the left-handed scissors (I'm left-handed) in infants. I was told I wasn't, was lying and attention seeking. Then I got told off for making a mess of my cutting.

All interactions with PE teachers in secondary school. The worst, quite aside from the humiliation of actual practicals, was an end of year written theory test. I might lack physical prowess, but I was capable of learning and applying the theoretical stuff. I got the highest mark in the year. The teacher told me I'd clearly cheated as I was so terrible at PE and cancelled my paper.

Same teacher said I had to do the 1500m race in Sports Day in Year 10 as "it'd be good for me". By that point, I actually had a good relationship with another PE teacher who got me out of it, and told me her colleague was being cruel, and she was sorry. I'll never forget that.

The good news is both my dc enjoy PE now: it seems to have come a long way!

NeverDropYourMooncup · 12/11/2023 13:04

Year 3 teacher despised me and did everything she could to make it clear to me and the kids who until then, had always been my friends that I was stupid, lazy, rude, scruffy, poor, unfeminine, ugly and a 'horrible little girl who thinks she is so clever, she's better than the rest of the class'.

Scruffy - yes. Poor - yes. Unfeminine - probably, I had three older brothers. Horrible and lazy - possibly, as I was also an abused and neglected child and have ADHD. I wasn't stupid, though, not by any stretch of the imagination - which I think was the cause of her hatred; I was very high ability and she didn't think I should have been, especially as this meant I got bored and fidgety when I'd already understood and completed all the work. I didn't think I was 'better', but I knew I could understand things quickly, remember stuff and work was easy - in infants, I'd always had the job of working with other kids once I'd finished what I'd been set, so I knew I was a bit different.

She was finally found out when the Headmaster looked at our books - he called me into his office (for which she took great pleasure in telling the class 'Oh, she's in really big trouble for telling lies or stealing, probably') and when he opened the books full of big red crosses - not a single tick - and asked me if I knew what the 'U-words' were in my book that I'd written down in a test, I said yes and gave the definitions, as I'd recently been investigated for potential kidney issues, so knew exactly what they meant. She had marked them wrong, told me off and kept me in at playtime for using rude words like urine, ureter & urethra and had then said to the Headmaster that I must have cheated and copied them from something, so I was actually being punished for lying about knowing those words.

The last four months of being in that class were so much better, as when I wasn't being taken out for assorted activities, including 'doing special lessons with the Headmaster' with a couple of other kids in the year group and had to see somebody who came in to speak to a couple of us (probably an Educational Psych, thinking about it), she completely ignored me until the last day of term.

She then cornered me in the classroom alone, informed me that she had told my new teacher all about me, I was going to be punished everyday for being so horrible this year, everybody hated me and the worst thing about her job was that the Headmaster had decided teachers weren't allowed to hit children anymore as she would have loved nothing better than to take me out and use a cane on me (it was before Corporal punishment had been outlawed, but it was a more progressive school where they had never used it since opening in 1974).

I got upset, ran off and told a couple of Year 6 girls who were wondering why I was crying in the toilets what she'd said about hitting me, they fetched the Deputy Head (and my new teacher came along) and for the next three years, she looked straight through me as though I didn't exist. Thinking about it, the older girls doing that could mean that one of them had been on the receiving end of her venom in a previous year.

Up until that year, school had been my only safe place away from abuse, the silent treatment interspersed with screaming rages, being cold, hungry and told I was nothing. She took that feeling of complete safety away from me permanently, as I then believed that the only reason teachers weren't hitting me like at home was because they weren't allowed to, even though every other teacher in that school was kind to me.

sprigatito · 12/11/2023 13:06

Catsmere · 12/11/2023 01:45

"No such word as can't" okay then PE teacher, how about you fly off that cliff? No? Why not?

God I hate PE teachers. They put me off doing any exercise classes for over forty years.

Edited

My stepdad used to drone "no such word as can't". My brother and I had great fun coming up with retorts like "strike a match on a wet bar of soap then". Got thumped for it but it was worth it. Happy days.

SinnerBoy · 12/11/2023 13:12

SusanSHelit · Today 10:49

@SinnerBoy that's atrocious, if you had a headache and threw up it sounds like they gave you a concussion, they could have killed you shaking you like that.

Bloody Hell, I'd never even thought of that.

OldTinHat · 12/11/2023 13:13

I did CSE dance (yep, I'm that old!) and the teacher had just qualified so was very young. There were only about 15 of us in the class and most of them were the 'popular' girls. I wasn't one of those!

I got put down over and over by that teacher. At parents' evening, she told my mum I was wasting my time and should drop out. I didn't drop out.

When it came to the final exam, external examiners were responsible for grading. I was the only one in the class to get grade 1 (the highest), everyone else got 4 or 5. I so very much wish that I'd seen that teacher's face when she found out the results!

SinnerBoy · 12/11/2023 13:19

PE teachers were mainly psychos. Mr. O'Higgins was one and I almost danced a jig when I heard that the chain smoking, alcoholic bastard had died.

He hated me, but it wasn't particular, he hated most of the kids. We had an outdoor, unheated pool and in the winter, after cross country, a swim was mandatory and if there was ice, he made whichever lads had played up / breathed the wrong way had to get in and smash the ice up.

Once, a boy refused, so he told four other boys to give him a leg and a wing; he went up quite high and landed on the ice, which was solid. He started crying and O'Higgins laughed and ambled off.

DavesSpareDeckChair · 12/11/2023 13:26

sashh · 12/11/2023 04:46

I went to schools run by the Sisters of Mercy.

Any Irish MNers will know I have too many stories to tell.

This reminds me of a Viz Top Tip:

"Nuns at St Cuthbert's School Liverpool in the 1970s: demonstrate a keen sense of irony by calling yourselves the Sisters of Mercy while beating the shit out of us kids every day with bamboo canes."

Flossflower · 12/11/2023 13:31

I went to school in the 1960s
At senior school one teacher walked round school with a metal ruler making it whoosh when he swung it round quickly through the air. In class he would call children up to the front of the class and ask them to hold their hand out so he could hit them. When the children replied they hadn’t done anything wrong he said, ‘I am going to miss you’. He would try and get as near to the fingers as possible without actually touching. Sometimes he hit. It hurt.

chattyness · 12/11/2023 13:40

There was a horrible teacher at my junior school ,he taught PE mainly but wasn't our PE teacher or form master but he taught an extra maths class for people who really good at maths, you had to pass a test to get in and I came top of my year. I didn't know he was horrible until I took that class,he singled me out and bullied me, if I didn't know an answer he would shout in my face spitting while he screeched at me and his face would turn purple. I took it for about 3 weeks and then packed in.I was only 10 FFS.
In my last year at juniors we had a chance to have a camping weekend away in Wales it was my only school trip & I was looking forward to it. I got on the bus and we were about to leave when he climbed on the bus I was devastated. My weekend was ruined, I was scared the whole time I was there and just tried to stay out of his sightline but it was impossible, we got to have tea and breakfast at a hotel on the Saturday night & Sunday morning which was great, but the rest of the time it was camp food fare provided by the teachers, it was all the kind of food I hated spam and beans , spam and tinned tomatoes, cheese and pickle sandwiches. He said I was an attention seeking fusspot & that beggars couldn't be choosers so I had to eat it (we were actually paying for this weekend it was free) and he made me eat it while I cried and all my classmates and the other teachers looked on, I was sick he screamed at me for wasting food and making a mess and made me clean it up. When they decided to play volleyball in the camp field on the Saturday I didn't want to play so I hid in my tent, he dragged me out calling me lazy and forced me to play even though they had more than enough willing players without me and then he "accidently" hit the ball directly at my face. I should have been paying attention apparently. I had nobody to turn to and even though there was a wee camp shop along the road with payphone there was nobody to call & tell as my family didn't have a phone. Nobody backed me up, I didn't expect the other kids to but not one teacher stepped in, not one. Thankfully he wasn't on our bus on the way home. I told my parents but they didn't do anything they just kept me out of school for a couple of weeks.

superplumb · 12/11/2023 13:43

I was 9 years old and had a really awful male teacher. He used to say to the pretty girl in class if she was older he would be her boyfriend.
He used to do that thing with his arms on his back so it looked like someone was embracing him if that makes sense.
He had a globe for a history lesson and it opened onto two. He put them on his chest and forced me to say what they looked like. I.e. boobs. I was so embarrassed.

I had a best friend and one day we fell out over something silly. He said we were not allowed to speak to each other ever again and of anyone else in the class saw us talk they were to inform him immediately.

He randomly left after 6 months and we had supply teachers. Looking back I'm sure he was a paedophile. He used to tell us all about the arguments he had with his girlfriend. I've googled him but never found anything. I told my mum once and she didn't believe me. Years later I got chatting to someone in my class who remembered how odd he was.

Dontcallmescarface · 12/11/2023 13:57

The 1st ever teacher I encountered at secondary school. For some bizarre reason he taught 3 different subjects and unfortunately for me he was my teacher in all 3. His opening speech to the class was (and I remember it vividly), " well you all look as thick as the last lot of idiots I had. If I shout at you, then you probably deserve it so don't go crying to mummy".

meercat23 · 12/11/2023 14:07

Maths teacher. Misogynistic bully. He used to take up class time to criticise any married female teachers because he thought they should all be home looking after their families. Hr also believed that sarcasm and humiliation were effective teaching aids and treated boys very differently to how he treated girls. I have often wished I had met up with him as an adult! He would have known all about sarcasm and humiliation then!

Baffledandalarmed · 12/11/2023 14:09

My form tutor, who was also one of the four PE teachers (one of the A levels I did) told my mum at parents evening in year 13 that I; (A) spent to much time partying, (B) she had seen me out and about with multiple different boys (her son was at the local boys school and she saw me with different boys every Friday when I went down for swimming training and he was finishing rugby and she picked him up) and she was worried about it my ‘promiscuity’, (C) I wasn’t studying hard enough and wouldn’t get into university.

She said it all very loudly so the parents at the table next to hers heard. I’ve never hated someone so much in my life. Nor loved my mum so much - she did NOT take it laying down. I’ve never witnessed such a verbal take down. It was beautiful.

I was not partying as I had severe depression bought on by stress and most nights was in bed by 9pm and not sleeping with multiple boys but actually just friends with them as I found it easier to be friends with guys than girls at that age (didn’t even lose my virginity until I was 21!!) and was studying very hard despite training for swimming 18+ hours a week. I got 3A*s and 1A at A-level.

Ironically her daughter was doing all the things the form tutor accused me of doing (and was my school bully…)

Badatthis · 12/11/2023 14:14

I had an ear infection and a doctor's note to say I shouldn't go swimming. PE teacher yelled at me in front of the entire changing room, made me borrow a swimsuit from the sport centre lost property (shudder) and go swimming anyway.

And I've hated all sport and exercise since.