What the fuck got into my potatoes

[Chagnedname]

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Looks like the spawn of Satan. Can you get a priest round? I think you’ll need to arrange an exorcism.

They’ve been binned so it doesn’t matter what it was but it made me feel sick

You should have opened it up. Like the tummies in Alien

I thought I could see something in both of the potatos but I didn’t want to open it I was disgusted by what I had seen already

I think (hope!) it might be damage from either a garden fork (or harvesting machine if not home grown!) that has then gone a bit dry and grotty looking 😬 I'd have had to have a spud autopsy to find out though!

I think it was some kind of bug that had gotten inside, I thought I could see something