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How to get this out of DD's hair????

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SisterMichaelsHabit · 05/10/2023 16:56

Ok my one year old pulled her nappy off in the night, widdled and lay her head in it. Her hair STINKS. It doesn't smell like normal wee, it stinks like a urinal! She has had her hair washed and dried twice so far today (and once with Listerine as it works for pit smells on DH's shirts) it's just not coming out, does anyone have any suggestions? I can't use anything too harsh, she's only 1! I'm half-considering shaving her head and burying the hair where it can't harm anyone.

I'm taking her to the park now so will probably reply to people after 6. Thanks in advance!

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SisterMichaelsHabit · 05/10/2023 23:19

and BOTH the products are potential irritants for a child's skin when mixed like this

To clarify for the many trollhunters, as the edit timed out, I meant reactants not products, and note the word potential in front of irritants which is why I was asking for clarification I've never actually got on whether it is actually even remotely safe to put these on a child's hair because I really don't think it is and don't want to fuck around with it.

And for the utter weirdo saying "just stop" at 10:55pm, she's been in bed since 7:30pm. With clean dry (stinky) hair. And a Peter Rabbit onesie and her favourite cuddly toy. And lots of cuddles and kisses but mostly on the other side of her head where it doesn't smell.

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toomuchtoospicy · 05/10/2023 23:34

@SisterMichaelsHabit
"Once again I feel the need to apologise on behalf of my former profession as a science teacher that we let down so many of the posters on MN by not teaching you a fit for purpose curriculum"
is the most Mumsnetty response to any Mumsnet post, in the history of Mumsnet!
I can't possibly be a bad mother, I was a Science Teacher don't you know! 🤢

TheBushOfYourGarden · 06/10/2023 07:21

Jesus christ! Please don't spray febreeze on your baby!!!

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WhiskersPete · 06/10/2023 08:32

Febreze has detergents and perfumes in it amongst other irritant ingredients.

Well, I think we can make a guess as to why OP is no longer a science teacher ...

WhiskersPete · 06/10/2023 08:38

Oh and bicarbonate of soda has a pH of around 8 which is very mildly alkaline - just so you know in case you ever return to the classroom.

ilovebagpuss · 06/10/2023 08:42

Urine shouldn't really linger in hair after a wash? Are you sure she doesn't have an ear infection or it's on her bedding/clothes?
Just gentle bubble baths and usual body wash and shampoo.
My DD's had accidents and even got poo in their hair once but it all washed out ok.

BMW6 · 06/10/2023 09:45

How about rinsing her hair with soda water? That's what we use when ddog pees indoors.

GR8GAL · 06/10/2023 11:39

Try knit treatment. I don't know a substance on earth with a smell more overpowering than that! Then shampoo and wash as normal?

BMW6 · 06/10/2023 12:20

Try knit treatment

Maybe OP doesn't have any wool.........😂

SisterMichaelsHabit · 06/10/2023 19:44

WhiskersPete · 06/10/2023 08:38

Oh and bicarbonate of soda has a pH of around 8 which is very mildly alkaline - just so you know in case you ever return to the classroom.

Actually it would depend on how much water you put it in. pH is logarithmic so every time you increase the volume tenfold, you move one pH point further towards neutral. An alkali is a base, and the (Lewis) definition of a base is something that donates an electron pair. This can only be done in an aqueous solution (something dissolved in water). So pH only applies to aqueous solutions.

As a result, solids don't actually have a pH. Even if they did, it wouldn't be a useful measure to tell us anything about the properties of the powder because it isn't exchanging electrons without water. So if you add a tablespoon of water you get something much stronger than if you add a litre of water.

It's also worth noting that the properties of any given substance go beyond their properties as a potential acid or base when added to an aqueous solution. Otherwise we wouldn't need all the other aspects of chemistry.

In the case of bicarbonate of soda, I really wasn't concerned with the strength of the alkaline solution it would produce when dissolved in water. I was concerned with the potential exothermic reaction when mixed with citric acid and the possible scouring (abrasive) properties. You will note I never referred to bicarb as a strong alkaline. It's a common misconception amongst a lot of people that "acidic" or "alkaline" are some sort of shorthand for "dangerous".

Anyway, the pH in and of itself wasn't the issue and isn't the only chemical or physical action taking place here, as I described in a previous post.

My reply is for anyone who wants to learn something about chemistry while randomly scrolling MN. Maybe that's you. Seems unlikely given the oddly aggressive tone of your posts but you never know.

And I'll stick with working in industry thanks, it's better paid, nicer hours, and wouldn't you know, I don't have to deal with the occasional entitled adult bullies who think they know better than the qualified professionals because they think they're fundamentally better than teachers as a whole, or because they secretly feel really scared and small and don't like it and have to lash out at someone else to make themselves feel better about the fact they've peaked in life.

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SisterMichaelsHabit · 06/10/2023 19:46

And lastly, an update for anyone who wants to know. DD woke up this morning and her hair smelled like baby shampoo, so something must have started the process of breaking down those stinky compounds last night after all.

Given that the problem is solved, and the fact the thread has been utterly derailed by people too stupid to even realise they're not in AIBU, I'm going to thank those helpful posters who actually posted possible solutions for me to consider and leave it at that. I hope the rest of you get the help you clearly need if you're randomly attacking people asking for hair cleaning tips on the internet.

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WhiskersPete · 06/10/2023 20:23

😂 brilliant

EarringsandLipstick · 07/10/2023 07:30

God OP, I don't think I've ever come across such an insane, OTT, ranting set of posts as yours. All over wanting to get a smell out of your baby's hair.

And what do you know - shampooing worked, and the smell is gone 🤷🏻‍♀️

Your ranting texts about science are utterly odd.

For future reference spraying chemicals, like Febreze, on your child is really not a good idea.

WhiskersPete · 07/10/2023 10:40

Imagine having all that scientific knowledge but lacking the common sense to know it's not appropriate to spray your child's head with Febreze.

EarringsandLipstick · 07/10/2023 12:53

WhiskersPete · 07/10/2023 10:40

Imagine having all that scientific knowledge but lacking the common sense to know it's not appropriate to spray your child's head with Febreze.

😂😂😂😂

Yes!

Balloonhearts · 07/10/2023 13:02

If it ever happens again try the raspberry Alberto balsam shampoo. Gets the fox shit smell off the dog. 🤣

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