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Do you have any problems that wouldn't be solved by a sizeable lottery win (lighthearted!)?

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Beangrove · 18/09/2023 13:44

...apart from serious health issues / terminal diagnoses / infertility / death of loved ones obviously, I know there isn't any amount of money that can help with some things. And that right now, the fact that none of those things apply to me make me very lucky, and I am grateful for that.

But I was just mulling over the general day to day things that are currently pissing me off / stressing me out:

Work is doing my head in atm - wouldn't have to have a job, or could have a job that I actually wanted to do without having to take ££ into consideration

Mildly twatty neighbours - would no longer be an issue as I'd have a house with a chunk of land around it

Idiot dog owners that let their off lead dogs approach my little grumpy dog who just wants to be left alone - we would just roam happily around our own land

I'm overweight and Could Do Better with exercise and diet - I'd have lots of time to plan and cook healthy dinners, get a PT, have a home gym, pool etc

Vague worries about job security etc - we are ok for money at the moment but haven't been in the past, and I'm always low level anxious about it happening again

DM getting older and more demanding - money itself won't help, but I'd have the comfort of knowing I could buy in any help she needs rather than dealing with her current expectation that I'm going to be traversing up and down the country to care for her

House being cluttered and struggling to find a place for things - we'd have a bigger house / more room

Struggling with menopause, confidence etc - I'd have the money for the best healthcare, and the time to spend on my appearance, learning new skills to boost confidence etc

I genuinely can't think of one thing where 'money can't buy you happiness' actually does apply, it might not be able to buy happiness but it would solve an awful lot of problems!

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hby9628 · 18/09/2023 19:48

My current predicament is ageing parents. They are okay at the moment but there will be a time when they won't. I'd love to buy a house big enough for them to have their own part of it

Doyouthinktheyknow · 18/09/2023 19:56

All my problems could be solved with a lottery win, a neat £1 million would do.

No more shitty job, I’m not high maintenance, could give up work and live on DH’s pension.

Being overweight, would have time and could afford the fancy gym with indoor and outdoor swimming pools.

DSes university living costs could be paid which is my main reason for staying in this shitty high stress job!

I have had cancer many years ago and my health hasn’t been good this year which worries me a bit. Obviously money can’t buy health but I would certainly have a better lifestyle if I could leave this awful job and I’m sure a lot of my health issues have been exacerbated by the stress and poor self care.

IncomingTraffic · 18/09/2023 19:59

My nearly exH would still be a complete arsehole and a pain in the arse to deal with. And he’d want half my winnings too.

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SallySunrise · 18/09/2023 20:14

I'm pretty sure a lottery win would fox most of my problems and significantly improve the rest.

I'm fat - healthy meals delivered, personal trainer, lypo.

I hate my boring job - quit

My rented house is dated and needs repairs (landlord does the minimum and then things need repairing again) - buy a lovely already renovated house. Pay people to fix things properly as they break.

I have too much stuff - pay someone to declutter & organise. Also hire a cleaner.

Not enough time with the kids - not having a job would free up lots of time!

This are the main ones. Yeah, a lottery win would definitely improve things.

Mumofteenandtween · 18/09/2023 20:18

I’ve just bit the inside of my cheek and it really really hurts! A lottery win wouldn’t make that better.

SophiaElise · 18/09/2023 20:19

Winning the lottery may not solve my problems (I don't know that I have any major ones) but could create problems that don't exist presently...

So probably for the best that I'm left to fantasise for a few hours when I get an email from the national lottery, only to discover I've won £2.50 :(

pinkfondu · 18/09/2023 20:21

Nope, it would literally solve all my problems.

BIossomtoes · 18/09/2023 20:24

It would solve problems for other people more than me. A big old wodge of cash would sort my son and eldest stepson out and my closest friend would never have to worry about paying rent again.

fuckityfuckityfuckfuck · 18/09/2023 20:25

Money won't get ds into a specialist school. Not allow to fund it ourselves, has to be through the council and because they are bankrupt (morally and financially) and incompetent, its not going to happen.

Money would mean I could HE I suppose, but don't think that would actually be in his best interest.

BackT · 18/09/2023 20:26

Most of my current problems would be solved by a modest lottery win to be honest.

I need more living space more than anything!

AnotherDayOfSun · 18/09/2023 23:23

Reading this thread, just want to say sorry, OP, for writing a harsh reply. I just get annoyed when people think money can fix everything, but certainly it does help with the "practical" (ie not emotional or relationship) type problems.

Fodmapway · 18/09/2023 23:23

God yes. Money isn't everything!

VanillaFlotilla · 18/09/2023 23:27

No question - money would solve all my problems. But I'm afraid it would have to be very sizeable

Theunamedcat · 18/09/2023 23:39

My ex money would probably make him try to get closer (if he ever found out about it) we have all sorts of plans for how we would hide a win while still living our best life it involves buying a regular house with fields behind it which i would also buy solar panels that are a "government initiative" generic car then leaving the area as soon as the kids turn 18

He would be furious if ever he found out I was worth more than him absolutely apocalyptic

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