I'm in bed with COVID and utterly miserable. Can I see pics of your pets/favourite memes or favourite jokes?

[ItsNotRocketSalad]

Here are some that made me smile recently.

Vaguely political but still tickled me

Heres a picture of my dog “helping” me with my work 🥰.

Get well soon!

I laughed so hard at these, I pressed the wrong thing and lost the thread.

If I die of covid now because I get out of breath from laughing, everyone remember it was @RubaiyatOfAnyone what done me in.

Some classics on here. Never not laughing at Pissfingers.

Little Tennyson who had just bitten me to remind me he wanted attention.

Steven with a ph?

Feel better soon.

Having a well deserved rest

I watch Horses vs Bunny when I need to be cheered up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c5XVwYAgcI8&pp=ygUPaG9yc2UgYW5kIGJ1bm55

Something funny and something feathery for you, OP.

I've never seen Horses vs Bunny before and my life is now enriched. "Can it eat us? Answer the fucking question Julia"

How about some cheese jokes?

Which cheese do you use to hide a small horse?
Marscapone

Which cheese is made backwards?
Edam

What do you say when a Mexican tries to steal your cheese?
That’s nacho cheese

Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?
All that was left was de brie

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Halloumi

My neighbour got so fed up with my cheese jokes that he threw cheddar at me. Real mature

Sorry about the plague - hope you, and anyone else currently sick - feel better soon.

I do love a meme thread though!

Please enjoy some of Hamlet the parrots work. One of my favourite time wasters

https://youtube.com/@hamletthebirb?si=MXI1ffua88nNGH0s

Pissfingers is spot on🤭

Ds9's favourite joke.
Knock knock..
Who's there?
Nanna.
Nanna who?..
Nanna ya business..

@MrsTerryPratchett but it’s the way you’d have wanted to go, right? um ….right?

ION, assuming you still need distraction, these are not new but are almost all guaranteed to make me laugh in an unladylike manner.

My cats cuddling today

Op Google sloth gives birth in the wild.. Blows your mind ime!!

It is the way I would choose. The skateboarding dog is legend!

I don't have any pets now Op, but I LOVE this little fella....AND Freddie!!

https://mashable.com/video/pika-freddie-mercury-queen

Ps - I hope you get well soon.x.