Can't believe I'm writing this after reading it so many times on here in the past.
"D"H was out for 6 hours last night at a stag night. I had just gone to bed and was reading my phone when my video doorbell went on my phone and I saw him staggering up the path.
I went back downstairs as the noise got the kids up and I wanted to usher them back to bed.
He was absolutely wasted. He went to bed and said he needed a bucket. I managed to get one to him just in time for him to throw up.
I left him to it and went to sleep on the couch. I went back up to the bedroom about 11am this morning to open the windows and stood in something wet. Turns out he'd pissed on the floor.
He has just surfaced this minute.
This is not the first time. He doesn't go out often but in the 11 years we've been together this is at least the 5th time he's been in this state. There have been other vomiting occasions and pissing in random places.
We were supposed to be going out today as a family. Obvs not happening now.
I can't look at him and I'm waiting for the usual apology.