FULL DISCLAIMER: Of course I'm not actually claiming for this, this is lighthearted so if anyone takes this seriously; give your head a wobble.
Backstory: I've had 2 poor nights' sleep, one because of getting back late from an evemt and having to get up early to travel and once cause I'm generally a shit sleeper. So I was looking forward to a comfy Premier Inn night before having to stay at chainsmoking MIL's house because it is fully booked for Saturday.
Fell asleep around 10.45. At 1am DS2 (12) decided tonight would be the night to try sleepwalking. DH found him trying to get out of the room, confused and nonsensical. DS2 immediately fell asleep once we got him into bed. We barricaded the door with our bags in case he did it again and I tried to not go into a blind panic about emergency exits.
At 2am DS1 (15) wakes up. His chest is tight (the room is warm and dry, there's no aircon and the fan is just moving hot dry air around). He had asthma as a younger child and hasn't had any issues for almost a year, and despite having promised me before we left he'd packed his inhalers and "OMG Mum will you chill? I've got them and I don't have asthma any more, stop"....guess what? Get him calmed down, propped up next to open window (as much as you can open any hotel room window), hydrated, turn off the fan cause its drying everything out more.
It's now 4.15. As far as any more sleep goes, all bets are off. Surely this falls under the guarantee thing and I can demand a refund?