My favourite:
James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree
Took great of his mother, though he was only three.
James James said to his mother: "Mother, " he said, said he.
"Never go down to the end of the town if you don't go without consulting me."
Now, James James Morrison's mother put on her golden gown.
James James Morrison's mother, drove to the end of the town.
James James Morrison's mother said to herself, said she:
"Well, I can get down to the end of the town and be back in time for tea."
King John put up a notice: "Lost, or stolen or strayed.
James James Morrison's mother seems to have been mislaid.
Last seen wandering vaguely , quite of her own accord.
She tried to get down to the end of the town. Forty shillings reward."
James James Morrison Morrison, commonly known as "Jim".
Said to his other relations, not to go blaming him.
For James James said to his mother: "Mother, " he said, said he.
"Never go down to the end of the town without consulting me."
James James Morrison's mother, hasn't been heard of since.
King John said he was sorry, and so did the queen and the prince.
King John, somebody told me, said to a man he knew:
"If people go down to the end of the town, well what can anyone do?"
J J M M W G D-P
Took great care of his m though he was only three.
Now, J J said to his m, "M" he said, said he.
"You must never go down to the end of the town without consulting me."
Or a different one, which isn't quite lost:
There was a naughty boy
And a naughty boy was he,
He ran away to Scotland
The people for to see–
Then he found
That the ground
Was as hard,
That a yard
Was as long,
That a song
Was as merry,
That a cherry
Was as red–
That lead
Was as weighty,
That fourscore
Was as eighty,
That a door
Was as wooden
As in England–
So he stood in his shoes
And he wondered,
He wondered,
He stood in his shoes
And he wondered.