Can you play any? Or can you sing?
Your other half or DC?
I am totally inept but DC is currently playing Pachelbel's Canon in D on the piano to cheer me up because he knows that's my favourite piece! Honestly it soothes my soul to listen to it.
DH can tinkle a bit but is quite good on the guitars.
So how musically talented are you/your family?
If you can't, do you have any aspirations to learn, or is it really a case of believing you can't teach an old dog new tricks?