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What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?

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Finallybreathe · 13/08/2023 10:48

I no longer get Sunday blues which I’m so happy about but was just thinking in my old job, Sunday blues would start Saturday night! Only lasted 3-4 months before quitting

What’s the worst job you’ve had? How long did you work there?

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MermaidMummy06 · 14/08/2023 04:45

Working for a family owned company. The parents ran it, adult kids the supervisors.

Treated like dirt, expected to work extra hours free, paid as little as possible & I copped a huge barrage of abuse for refusing to work on a weekend for free. Was told they couldn't afford it, the day the daughter drove into the yard in her new sports car. Really took advantage of the naive youth of the admin team. I still drive past that building and shudder.

These days I'd gather evidence and report them.

LovelaceBiggWither · 14/08/2023 04:59

This was decades ago but filing the cards for telephone directories. I worked directly with an absolute bitch of a woman who kept insisting I was pulling the wrong cards or that I was filing cards wrongly. She kept telling me that the bosses were complaining about me. It was toxic and boring as batshit.

Purrrrrdy · 14/08/2023 05:12

Recruitment agency in 2004.
No training at all, colleagues didn't speak. Say at my desk like a numpty, asked for help, ignored.
Went for lunch on day 2 and didn't return.

memyselfiesandI · 14/08/2023 14:05

B&M was by far the worst I worked there for less than 4 months then I was let go but I was on the verge of quitting anyway ! and I mean everything about it was awful but at the time I had no other income and lived alone.

floribunda18 · 14/08/2023 14:10

Working in a nightclub when I was a first year undergraduate student. The job was ok itself and we were taken home in taxis but it was just so rough. Loads of fights and someone threatened to beat me up for allegedly giving them the wrong change.

I left and got a lovely job in a shop in the holidays.

Wilkolampshade · 14/08/2023 14:27

Used to life-model back in the day. I can't say I ever 'enjoyed' it but the money was relatively good for me at the time. Generally large classes, professionally taught, all very above board, very straightforward and matter of fact.
One time though I turned up to find the 'class' consisted of 3 or 4 dodgy guys in a flat above a shop in the then definitely NOT cool Leyton.... One of them didn't even have any drawing materials but wanted to take photos instead, and they were all sat about 3/4 feet away as the room was tiny.
I can still see the scarf draped over the grimy net curtain for 'privacy' and low winter sun yellow on the filthy glass.
I did not go back.

HennyPenny1234 · 14/08/2023 14:36

I did door to door cold calling trying to sell fish, quit on the second day

Absolutely awful

Peacelily001 · 14/08/2023 15:02

I had a very short-lived job in a cafe when I was 14.

The owner was a guy of around 60 who hired young teenage girls to work there.
He’d rub himself up against us when we were at the til ‘just squeezing by’ Hmm

I even found him taking photos of one of the other girls in the back yard who was in the year below me at school, so she would have been 13.

BucketofTeaMassiveCake · 24/08/2023 17:25

I'll be careful how I word this. I had a job as a typist in a fairly niche government department which was two bus rides away. I still lived at home with my parents. We had to type legal documents and there was a quota which had to be reached. All fine and dandy, if everyone had been honest about how much work could be achieved in an average day but no, dishonesty was rife. We had a notebook in which to record our numbers. It was a clerical equivalent of a sweatshop.

Many of the women were terrified of losing their jobs - fair enough if you struggled to pay the mortgage. They got in early (flexi-time) and would type a few items, even going through the 'in-shelf' to pick out the juiciest short jobs to tilt the balance. After getting a few of these under their belts they'd clock in minutes before the supervisor arrived, giving the appearance that they'd typed a great deal more than they'd achieved in reality. A reverse cheat worked after she left for the day.

I'm not a goody-goody but was brought up to be honest and just knew that if I followed their lead I'd get caught. I couldn't complete this workload in the allotted time and was given notice after a probation period. I was advised to apply for 'one of the ministries' as they didn't want to lost a good worker but I didn't think it was worth the effort so allowed myself to be sacked. I've had a few experiences in my time but that was the worst.

Izzabellasasperella · 03/09/2023 03:16

Selling helium balloons in small towns in the Welsh Valleys.
Having to hold 150 balloons in all weathers.
Standing up all day in the same spot.
No toilet breaks, just dropped off around nine in the morning and picked up late afternoon.
Being constantly asked how much then getting shouted or sworn at as they were too expensive ( they were but that wasn't my fault)
The kids faces when they were told they couldn't have one☹️
Rubbish money I think it was £10 a day plus a very small percentage of ballon's sold which usually wasn't many.
The final straw was when they left me till 8 in the evening. It was dark and cold. I burst into tears when they eventually turned up. Quit that day.

meatbaseddessert · 03/09/2023 03:31

@Jellytotsburnmytongue

I fell For something similar. I was a Student just finished finals. Saw a job for 'marketing.. no cold calling. Told to got to job interview at 9am. Dressed up in a pale pink suit and sling back kitten heels. It was a boiling hot day.
Arrived and there was a throng of people there. Got put in a group, given a heavy bag and off we went to the train station. No idea what was going on. Had to buy my own return train ticket to Slough. On the train a man told us we'd be shadowing' him while he took 'his best clients' through his essential office wares. These essential wares were the contents of the bag: a big button calculator for £5 and 'Hat FM' for £12. He told us Hat Fm was the big money spinner as you would take home £1.50 in pure commission on a sale

We trudged around industrial estates in Slough trying to sell this pitiful range of stocking fillers out of the holdall to car mechanics and fork lift drivers

My feet were bleeding, there was was nowhere to go for a wee, we didn't stop for lunch or water and I got heatstroke.

When We got back there was a big fanfare for the group who sold the most (20 hat FMs) and everyone whooped and they got to ring a bell. The fucking train ticket was more than their earnings.

They seemed surprised when I said I didn't want 'the job'. It was like a weird cult.

Veracity23 · 03/09/2023 03:38

The one I'm currently in, not because of the job itself so much (though the workload is truly insane). It's more because my manager is a brown nosing incompetent idiot who doesn't know how to do most of the things she should but is VERY good at joining every extracurricular workstream going so it looks like she's really important and busy. Plus the working conditions are like something out of the 1950s (bars at the windows, no break room, nowhere to hang your coat even, not to mention the worst IT I have experienced for 20 years, finance people who are at best incompetent and at worst fraudulent, an arrogant self promoting CEO and chums) and almost all the admin staff are backstabbing self centered socially oblivious bitches (with a couple of exceptions). Praying I get out soon... I did have some spectacularly bad jobs as a temp at university/in my twenties though but the saving grace was they were temporary...

Midsummernightsdreaming · 03/09/2023 03:41

Head of department in a state school. We all had to teach the same PowerPoint lesson at the same time in the same department, regardless of whether the pupils had learnt the previous lesson and understood it properly. This was monitored by SLT and we were called in to the Head's office if we were on the wrong PowerPoint at the wrong time, for a telling off. Zero creativity and zero account of different learning styles and methods of learning taken into consideration. Plus 5 exam periods within a year. Testing them on what exactly? - they hadn't learnt anything! Absolute garbage. And they wonder why they didn't get good results. Left and went to work in an independent school where I wasn't expected to be an unprofessional robot and the pupils actually learnt. A lot. Marking in 4 different colours and so, so much feedback and marking that I was up until 2am most nights writing paragraphs when the pupils had only written 2 lines! To be fair, I think Gove was to blame for that, but seriously the worst year of teaching I've ever experienced.

Adhdandme1 · 03/09/2023 07:46

Midsummernightsdreaming · 03/09/2023 03:41

Head of department in a state school. We all had to teach the same PowerPoint lesson at the same time in the same department, regardless of whether the pupils had learnt the previous lesson and understood it properly. This was monitored by SLT and we were called in to the Head's office if we were on the wrong PowerPoint at the wrong time, for a telling off. Zero creativity and zero account of different learning styles and methods of learning taken into consideration. Plus 5 exam periods within a year. Testing them on what exactly? - they hadn't learnt anything! Absolute garbage. And they wonder why they didn't get good results. Left and went to work in an independent school where I wasn't expected to be an unprofessional robot and the pupils actually learnt. A lot. Marking in 4 different colours and so, so much feedback and marking that I was up until 2am most nights writing paragraphs when the pupils had only written 2 lines! To be fair, I think Gove was to blame for that, but seriously the worst year of teaching I've ever experienced.

Sadly, a lot of schools are like these these days. I think it’s so that the government can start paying less for teachers because who really needs a degree to read a PowerPoint to children all day?

They used a method of behaviour management which they use in prisons called restorative justice (or something along those lines) and all staff had to wear a lanyard ring of laminated scripts to read from, when dealing with children who had done something wrong.

We weren’t allowed to speak to children in front of their peers so each time a child threw a chair, threw a rock at someone, hit someone on the face with a metal bar, told me to shut the fuck up (they were 5&6!) I had to leave the 1:1 support assistant who was dealing with a disabled child in a room on her own, with 30 children whilst I calmly took the misbehaving child out of the room to talk to them about their behaviour- never deviating from the script.

Because we were to record all behaviour incidences on the school’s system, I was made to attend a Zoom meeting with the deputy head, where she read a behaviour management presentation to me for 45 minutes in my own time one evening! It was then that I realised I was being punished for actually telling the truth about the sheer amount of behaviour management incidences that were happening, because once I’d reported it as I was supposedly meant to do, it was recorded on one of their data sets which she trust would have to explain to their CEO. They basically blamed my ‘poor behaviour management’ and responded by giving me training which was humiliating and infuriating as I’ve always been very good at behaviour management.

The last straw came when a 6 year old in my class completely smashed it up and was throwing chairs around the room. The deputy was called and she told me that “this is one of those situations where we just need to ignore it”. Meanwhile, kids were literally having to duck because he was lobbing chairs at them. Such a departure from common sense, it felt like a cult! A cult full of lobotomised adults who had allowed recent training courses to addle their critical thinking.

I was a part-times maternity cover teacher in this school and the other 2 days a week was taught by a range of different supply teachers for the entire year so all of the report writing and extra bits fell to me. It was just awful. I wasn’t allowed to tell the parents that the Thursday and Friday were being taught by loads of supply teachers and was made to lie to them by the head.

Safeguarding was awful too. One child disclosed something that they’d witnessed being done to their mum and the safeguarding lead told me I had to go onto the playground to tell the mum what their kid had said. The next day the kid told me they’d been punished for telling me what they’d told me the day before. It was all a mess.

I left this school m, and went to work in the independent sector which was great at first, due to being allowed to be creative but I’m sick of that too now!

All the pandering to parents who call the shots and old boys club vibes in senior management. Burrowing my way out of the whole charade slowly!

GreenMarigold · 03/09/2023 07:55

My first job was telesales for a windows company. Working through the phone book one by one. I don’t think I made any leads in the 6 weeks I worked there.

Renton212 · 05/09/2023 11:10

Working in an adult shop but not the reasons you may think. Yes it was uncomfortable at times because of the intimacy of customer conversations but I did sign up for it...
What I did not sign up for was the completely toxic owner with a random hatred of sellotape (not to be used at all for anything) and a host of toxic random rules

  1. to stand on the shop floor and not rest for the 11 hour shift, sitting on a stool was forbidden even when the shop was empty.
  2. enduring a 6-7 length paragraph whatsapp every Sunday morning on shop news at 8am and be expected to respond even when on holiday with positive emojis
  3. to film and take pictures of contractors performing maintenance and rate their work effort with evidence. (several refused to deal with the company)
  4. I'm a gay man and the boss jokingly kissed me under the mistletoe which I thought was Christmas banter but I later got a warning for squeezing his leg after said kiss. Talk about hypocrisy.
  5. Made to climb up on a roof to check a roofers work and send photographs and a video.. it goes on

Eventually I got made redundant (read sacked) for not going to a company bbq as I was on holiday.
BEST THING that ever happened to me in my work life.
Much happier now.

Unexpectedlysinglemum · 05/09/2023 11:26

Working as a ta in a special school I didn't get training on safe handling and was regularly injured- quit after two sprained wrists at the same time

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