OK, I have no shame. But if you fancy wasting time today you might want to look at this It's something that I wrote ages ago about Mumsnet that was supposed to see the light of day but didn't, but I thought you lot might want to read it anyway - so I whacked it on my blog. There's other bits and pieces that may or may not make you chuckle. If it does, leave me a message on the site ... she pleaded pathetically.