A man walks into a pub carrying 3 ducks. He places the ducks on the bar and orders a drink. The barman's been around long enough to know it's not always a good idea to question the customers so he says nothing and pours the man his drink. About an hour later, after a few more pints, the man heads off to the toilet leaving the barman alone with the 3 ducks. There's an awkward silence so the barman decides to strike up a conversation.
He turns to the first duck and says "So, what's your name?" and the duck answers "My name's Huey". The barman asks "Have you had a good day Huey" and the duck replies "I've had a great day. I've been in and out of puddles all day and I've loved every minute of it".
The barman turns to the second duck and says "So, what's your name?" and the duck replies "My name's Luey". The barman asks "Have you had a good day Luey" and the duck replies "I've had a great day, one of the best. I've been in and out of puddles all day and if I get the chance I'll do the same again tomorrow".
The barman turns to the third duck and says "So, I suppose your name's Dewy" and the duck replies
"No. My name's Puddles, don't even ask about the f*cking day I've had!"
