What irrationally irritates you?

[Gonnawashmymouthout]

Fucking tiktok memes where people are doing stupid fucking dances to “green green grass”. What is the ducking point of it?!

Those people who drive at 40mph regardless of where they are.

People who lean around me when I'm standing in front of what they want. Just wait a minute or ask me to move!

menus in hipster cafes that mark the prices in decimel points. flat white 5.5 etc etc

Family shopping at the supermarket.
A whole family meeting round the cheese section ? Really?

When describing a place, people saying setting. The school setting, or the hospital setting. No idea where that came from. I was in a garden setting, in a pub carpark setting, a sainsbury's setting...
And PLAYDATE, disgusting word.

Also I hate the papers saying "X hits back at blah blah..." or "X speaks out", ugh.

Also, DH he's always standing in doorways or in front of cupboards.

My dh actually walk out the room it's yoghurt not crack !

Ill go one step further and say mental health posts in general. I follow accounts about everything else yet my news feed looks like a depressive’s journal

People who pronounce percent as 'pissent'

There is an R in the fucking middle of the word!

@BadgeronaMoped, absolutely this!

Much like a cat, my OH has an uncanny sixth sense that places him in EXACTLY the spot I need to be in at EXACTLY the same time.

It's spooky.

People refusing to accept that the signal in Lidl won't support the app.
Ditto paying by 'phone almost anywhere.

Those tik tok/,Fb "actors" who do "hilarious" skits in their front rooms I can't stand them please stop .

When someone sits in the wrong seat on the plane or train so that they can sit next to their friend or the window, forcing the person whose real seat it is to be like "Sorry can you move?". I always think "what a cunt", maybe a bit OTT of me. I don't know why but it annoys the hell out of me

People who drive with one arm hanging over the door out of the window.

People who stop suddenly when coming out of the shop, usually right in the doorway.

When chefs put cooked food that’s resting onto folded blue (hopefully clean) j cloths!
I just can’t get regular j cloths and their cleaning function out of my head so it looks so unhygienic and I can’t stand to look at it!

Oh and when people say ‘issoo’ rather than ‘Ishoo’ for issue (I appreciate the irony in the spelling).

Jim Fucking Carey - smarmy faced git!

Stupid phrases.
“ Perfect storm “. Eh?
“ Back in the day. “ Which one.
” It is what it is “. Really? Fuck me
“ That sucks. “ So does a baby.

Paid for streaming services still having adverts. I am literally paying to watch TV without adverts and this fresh hell rears it's capitalist smarmy head.

All greenwashing. SUV in a forest? Shove that concept right back up your exhaust. Fake grass that 'needs less watering'? Yeah except for all the dog pee and burnt toes under the tap. The list is never ending.

Horse noises in films when the horse is clearly not moving/in the emotional state of the sound.

@SleepyHedgehog The 'Wilhelm Neigh' - yes!

This bugs the shite out of me. Horses DO NOT communicate the way Hollywood thinks they do.

it's not irrational to find this irritating. Who cares about these people? It's so attention-seeking it's unbearable.

Slow walkers

Mouth breathers

People who stop dead at the top of an escalator - apart from being annoying it can be incredibly dangerous

People who don't automatically sit next to the window of a train, especially on busy services meaning you have to climb over them to get to a seat. And then invariably climb over them again to get off because - who'd've guessed it - they're going all the way to the end of the line and don't need to suddenly leap out into the aisle t a moments notice

Anyone on public transport using their phone without headphones

Chuggers

People who use the ONE self service till in my local marks that takes cash, and then pay by fucking card, when there are literally 8 card only tills standing unused.

People who say " Hi how are you" and then before you've said anything say " I'm fine thanks!"

Yes I am a steaming mess of petty and irrational irritations, thank you for asking.

Those clickbait posts that fools share on Facebook along the lines of a random photo of a disabled adult or child or even a puppy with three legs and the phrase, 'I'm ugly and it's my birthday today.'

Then a whole bunch of idiots come along and share the post and write, 'Happy Birthday sweetheart! ❤️💕❤️'

People who say "f" instead of "th" and "of" instead of "have".

Restaurants serving food on wooden boards. They’re toooo flat, use a plate ffs.

Ooh, I've just remembered another one - servers in restaurants who won't write down your order.

BUDDY, I DO NOT CARE HOW GOOD YOU THINK YOU ARE: THIS IS NOT MY FIRST TIME AT THIS PARTICULAR RODEO AND I JUST WANT MY FOOD AS I REQUESTED IT PLEASE.

I've got money and everything.

It's SO fucking annoying: I'm not entirely sure what they're trying to prove (and I used to work in hospitality), but for the love of dog, please just stop.

I do not think you are an intrinsically superior human being by dint of your not writing down my order.