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Yoga Farts

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GrimRipper · 08/07/2023 22:54

Last week someone has farted in a yoga glass… One of those cute farts, almost apologetic. We have been all very mature and pretended nobody heard…

Today someone let one rip, silent but deadly… Again, not one of the downward dogs reacted. Maybe it all drifted my way.

Are yoga farts socially acceptable then? 😂

Not just yoga, walked though a fart wall in Windsor H&M twice recently. What are these people eating?

OP posts:
SophiaElizabethGrace · 08/07/2023 22:58

Isn't it after your bedtime?

growgrowinggrown · 08/07/2023 23:35

Wow. That's enough Internet for me for tonight I think.

Doggytastic · 09/07/2023 00:00

My stbxh always farted and they STANK! Always said he had no idea what the smell was. Been living alone for over a year and I never experience that rancid smell anymore. Funny that!

WTFAreYouForReal · 09/07/2023 00:16

Omg I tried a yoga class at my gym once, a silent one escaped, it was fucking horrific, it absolutely stank, I felt so sorry for the woman behind me but everyone just ignored it 😳

BodgerLovesMashedPotato · 09/07/2023 02:54

Did you snap and fart tho

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