To the bloody wedding band on the village green

[tinselvestsparklepants]

Oh do turn your PA down darlings, you are Not That Good. And your covers choice is terrible. You are literally louder than Glastonbury, which was last week, 2 miles away, and we've all had enough. Shush now.

Good luck with that, it's only 6.36!

You sound fun.

Aha I feel your pain. My village has a regular festival of bad karaoke (well, actually individuals and bands doing awful covers and taking themselves very very seriously) sometimes in the pub, today in the playing field and it's grim. All bloody afternoon , and LOUD.

I think if I lived anywhere near Glastonbury Id have to move out for the duration 😬 I was thinking about you all when the festival was on...

Was picturing a blood stained wedding ring found in a park and a bit of a who dunnit thread 😂

Ha yes my neighbour was building a patio, I was tempted..... To the person who thinks I'm not much fun, well neither was approx 11 hours of friends of the wedding party doing renditions of popular 90s hits at a volume where everyone in the village could hear Every Single Word. They did Dancing in the Moonlight at least 3 times. I'm sure no judge would convict.