Do you know a woman like this?

[JerseyRoyalMe]

Confident, well groomed, stylish, treats herself, never in a hurry, attractive to men, professionally successful, happily married, just generally has got it all under control and evidently loves herself in a good way, prioritising own needs without guilt or showing off. She is effortless and just mesmerising.

One day I will grow up to be like her.

Sounds nauseating.

No

Mesmerising??

I'm not sure anyone, male or female, is both "professionally successful" AND "never in a hurry"

Unless they're an artist or a pig farmer or something

Is this woman Barbie?

Me

I'm not sure they're 'mesmerising' but yes, I work with two women who would fall into this category.

One of them's really funny too.

Good for them I say but you just do you. There's no point in wishing you were someone you're not. It's a waste of energy.

Nope, no one that ticks all those boxes. Sounds like a book character tbh.

Sounds like one of my cats. Apart from she's not married.

I don't think i've ever been mesmerised by anyone

'Well groomed' and 'effortless' - that circle doesn't square.

It’s either me or the cat, and actually I think she wins, she never misses a chance to groom herself and is confident in her place as head of the household and her career as a pest controller has really taken off recently. I think she may be divorced though as she spent a while in looking after a couple of kittens before she moved in to supervise us.

I know someone like this. Add to it marathon runner and amazing home and social life. She’s a nice person though to be fair and has suffered tragedy in her past and one of her children is in poor health so she deserves good things.

Sounds like me tbf

Everyone is know like this is unmarried.

Only in novels @JerseyRoyalMe

Everyone I know like this is completely self-absorbed. And the reason they are never in a hurry is because they do fuck all.

Is there people actually like this or do people just look at people and assume this?

Gemma Collins!

I think you may be setting yourself up for a fall there, although you could try cultivating it as a professional facade

Yes, in novels. But not in real life, though some put up a convincing facade which eventually crumbles.

Soon to marry an Israeli doctor

I know someone who is the polar opposite of that woman. It's me.

Holly Willoughby?

I don’t think I know anyone I’d describe as “mesmerising”