I am Woman and I can.....

[Softoprider]

and have this morning ...
Gone to the supermarket
Made breakfast
Washed up
Vaccuumed up and washed floors
Pegged washing out
Put clean clothes away
Tidied the garage
Fed the pets
Done some gardening .. in this effing heat ..I know :)
And sewed Picacho's tail back on
Come on ! Put me to shame mumsnetters !

Took dog out before it got too hot, fed dog.
Visited elderly parents who wanted some stuff getting out of their loft.
Got petrol for car.
Got subway for lunch.
Helped at village fete on the bar for an hour or so.
Wandered round village fete with DH and DS2 for a bit.
Chilling at home now before going to collect DS1 who's been camping all weekend.

Hung up some washing, loaded the dishwasher, unloaded the dishwasher, reloaded the dishwasher. Dressed and fed two children and took us all on a visit to family. Loaded family members dishwasher after lunch. Went to the shop for essentials. Returned, fed the children again, will hoover due to toddler dinner remnants and start the dishwasher again soon then unload and inevitably begin reloading. Probably put on another load of washing then bedtime 1 for the youngest, supper and then bedtime 2 for the oldest. Down to hang up the washing and tidy up.

DH has got his dressing gown of doom on so is lying in bed dying of something or other.

Made a cup of tea and did quordle in bed with dh
Made bed
Put load of washing on
Put load of washing out
Put all dry washing away - multiple loads
Made breakfast
Made lunch
Emptied dishwasher
Washed dishes
Washed cat bowls
Fed cats multiple times
Painted bedroom 2nd coat and put everything back
vacuumed bedroom.
Wiped down windowsills
Packed dc bag ready for residential trip
Took down all my birthday cards/decs
Emptied all the bins, sorted recycling
Made spag bol for the week
Sorted work stuff out ready as I've been on annual leave.
I am currently waiting for my cup of tea off dh.

I think that's it🤔

BBQ for dinner 😋

Made breakfast.
Washed dishes, wiped down kitchen.
Cleaned the bath.
Tidied living room.
Ironed uniforms.
3 loads of washing including kid's bedding.
Tidied kid's bedrooms.
Food shop.
Made chicken salad.
Took some " me time".

I have- rung the fire brigade at 5am as a house three doors down set their fence on fire with a barbecue.
Watched said fire be put out
Made tea
Been to Pilates
Bought earrings at a craft fair
Avoided thunderstorm
Advised a friend on hotel choices for my city
Cried over an ex
Dropped mooncup on bathroom floor, cleaned up.
About to go out and buy wine.

Shut blinds, windows to keep heat out. by 10 am.

Drank coffee, took meds, showered, got dressed

Tidied up a bit, in a very desultory manner, due to heat (29C @ 10 am!)

Read half a book.

Ate a banana and drank lots of water.

Watched Foo Fighters and Gun's n Roses with TV sound turned up to 11. DH and DD had gone to bed last night, so I had TV on quietly.

Watched Kindergarten Cop whilst doing some hand sewing.

Ate late lunch/early dinner that DH prepared, because DD had to catch a 7 pm train

Watered all the patio pots, the polytunnel beds, the veg beds and deadheaded some roses. Also picked a beautiful bunch for the sitting room.

Now watching Glastonbury with a glass of red
Will open windows/put on fans later, when it's cooler outside than subside.

Later, cool shower, clean pjs, bed

Oh. Dug up spuds and picked beans for dinner, while doing a lot of weeding, in the blazing sun.

Picked salad leaves and herbs for lunch, collected eggs from hens and fed/watered them, cleaned out cat litter tray and refilled, cleaned two loos, and two bathroom sinks and changed ALL the towels .

Dusted and polished all the wood and leather in the sitting room (lots of that stuff!)

Did a lot of admin to do with my work and volunteering, while watching Guns n Roses .

I honestly think we WOMEN are so used to multitasking so much, we forget a shit load of stuff we do ALL THE TIME.

Driven DM 120 miles each way to meet some friends at an event, sat under a tree reading a book for a few hours, and drove her home.

But apparently I never do anything for anyone

Showered and washed hair this morning
Cleaned two bathrooms and the cloakroom.
Bit of weeding.

Vacuumed downstairs and washed the hard floors.
Been for a walk to see the swans and cygnets teenagers.
Had forty winks cos I slept badly last night
Sewed up a jumper I knitted.
Read some of my current book
Started knitting something else.
Watched Cat Stevens
ow watching Van der Valk and contemplating a bit more knitting.

I've done fuck all today except burn my arse, and my stomach while trying to even up my tan.

Stomach is complete with saggy boob white bits underneath, just to add to my fucking indignity 🙄

Sit in my garden all day as I'm too hot to do anything else.

The winner!

Hoovered all upstairs areas, changed bedding, done three loads of washing, tidied our bedroom and gave it a good clean. Changed the cot as baby is starting to stand up.
Made a Sunday roast with all the trimmings.
Took the baby out to the park.
Made chocolate chip cookies.
Oh and breastfeeding full time too.

I have:-
Made bacon and brie sandwiches for brunch
Two trips to the recycling centre
Got petrol
Got shopping in
Three loads of washing
Did some ironing
Some hoovering
Made spaghetti Bolognese
Fed the dogs
Wiped down the kitchen worktops

Sat about

Given birth!

Fed the baby at 1am, fed baby at 4am and rocked until 6am 😭 Ugly slept until 9am, bathed my eldest in oats and pox lotion, fed baby 🤣, more pox lotion, washed clothes, dishes, fed baby and cleaned the playroom and dosed eldest up before a bath and bed.

Showered now currently listening to baby talk in the dark after last feed and change 😭

Got up at lunchtime
Fed the dogs
Sat for a while
Ate ham while standing in front of the fridge
Then sat for a while
Went into the garden..and sat for a while
Topped up the cats biscuits
Emptied the bin on the robot vacuum
Made dinner
Ate a tube of Pringles
Remembered I'd forgotten to take my meds
Took meds
Now I'm just sitting for a while before I go to bed

Congratulations @LadyGAgain 🎉🥂