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Where the fuck is my fucking pillowcase?

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JanesSadLittleLife · 25/06/2023 10:22

1 of a set of 4 pillowcases has gone missing between the washing machine and the washing line. I've looked inside the duvet cover, in the washing machine. Under and around the bed in case I dropped it when carrying the load to the machine. Under the protective cover I threw back on the bed (the dogs lie on it) in case I missed it.

Then I checked around the house, under the sofa and in the bathroom as we have a 9 month old cockapoo who steals and moves stuff. I checked the garden because it's quite windy and light stuff bowls down the garden (lost a beanbag once).

Then I checked the places you sometimes put stuff randomly when you're menopausal, so I looked in the rooms I haven't been in, the tumble dryer I haven't opened, the washing basket which is empty, and in the fridge.

Does anyone know how to do that thing where you summon the universe to find stuff, or whatever it is? How does one lose a pillowcase without trace???

That rhymes. It's hot.

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JanesSadLittleLife · 25/06/2023 19:32

Lol @Theunamedcat you put the whole pillow in the machine? That's next level "not really concentrating".

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HarrisJu · 25/06/2023 19:41

I lost a dressing gown last September.
I was staying at dsil’s. She has searched and not found it. Ds who was also staying has not accidentally taken it to his house, so he says.
I’ve had our house upside down and done the St Anthony prayer to no avail.
I’d only worn it once!
My money is still on ds as his house is usually the messiest!

MovingonfromMartin · 25/06/2023 19:51

@JanesSadLittleLife you are me. I had to check that I didn't forget I'd written any of these posts!
I am delighted that you/we found it

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JanesSadLittleLife · 25/06/2023 19:56

I'll do my 3-time prayer for your dressing gown @HarrisJu .

Haha @MovingonfromMartin glad I am not alone.

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MovingonfromMartin · 25/06/2023 20:05

You are also not alone having a stupid cock dog with a rubbish fetish!

JanesSadLittleLife · 26/06/2023 08:11

Really, isn't it annoying - I keep the bathroom door closed because otherwise he'd parade around the garden with a pantyliner in his mouth. Also pulls relentlessly on the lead and is impervious to all training efforts. But he's 9 months and fuelled by testosterone, hopefully he'll calm down.

My little border terrier is angelic by comparison, best dog ever.

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JanesSadLittleLife · 26/06/2023 08:12

Ah, did I just re-open the debate about having a waste bin in the bathroom...we do!

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thebestsellingshow · 26/06/2023 08:17

This happened to me with a king size bedsheet! It's still not turned up 2 years later and it still drives me mad wondering where it's gone! I haven't replaced it and make do with one, but it was my favourite and so soft!

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