Disclaimer: I'm post menopausal and my memory has gone to shit which is why I find myself in this situation.
So sometime last year, late Autumn, I gathered up all my sandals, canvas shoes, and most importantly my red Birkenstock Madrids, and put them in a bag or a box, and then stashed them away until they were needed again this year because there really isn't room to have all the footwear out all year round. And now I can't find the fuckers anywhere!!! We live in a very small mid terrace 2-up-2-down and there just aren't that many places to look! And this is a large thing, like a full carrier bag size thing, not like a lost key or earring!
I've emptied the under-stairs cupboard (the place where my hopes and dreams go to die). I've searched the loft. I've dragged everything out from under the bed. I've had everything out of the airing cupboard. That is literally it, there's nowhere else I can think of to look! I know for a fact they didn't leave the house.
For the sake of my sanity, can anyone suggest anywhere that I haven't thought of? Anyone with a psychic gift for picturing the location of lost items? Anybody with a hotline to St Anthony? I can't afford to buy more and I'm at a complete loss! ðŸ˜