Is bird poo dangerous? I have just been pooed on and it splashed in my face

[molescare]

I am sitting in a parked car with my kid asleep in the back. Under a tree so I'm in the shade. Windows open.

A bird just took an almighty shit and it has landed right on the window bit and splashed all over me and in my face.

Am I going to die? 😆🤣

Well, it’s considered lucky so time to buy a lottery ticket!

Poor you OP. What a way to ruin nap time!

I think you will survive ok though.

No but don't accidently get any in your mouth or you could get a nasty sickness bug from the bacteria

Ahh it literally splashed me on the lip. 🤢🤢🤢🤢

You will now turn into a bird.

🤣🤣

It can have salmonella in it

@HarassedByASasquatch how likely? I'm scared to google it

The risk it will have salmonella in it and you will die is so vanishingly small you have no need to worry. There, you don't need to Google.

Now go and get an soft ice cream cornet with a generous dripping of lime sauce.

If you washed your face it should be fine. I once had a bird poo on my head. Uggh. I was fine .

My daughter ate bird shit in the nursery garden once. I had to call the GP and when he had finished laughing he said she would be fine.

Thanks 😊 😆