Random sentence you've heard today...

[PickledMuffin]

Mine is 'she's eating a sausage roll in a bush...'

love to hear yours!

My 10yo DD got very defensive on the rights of Ants earlier. We shouldn't blame them for their behaviour apparently as they were born that way.

‘All my cousin’s kids are gay so that’s a perfect present.’

A women on the phone walking past my house earlier whilst I was folding laundry uttered the words.

"..so then I locked him in the cupboard..."

I've never been more tempted to follow and earwig a conversation in my life and I have so many questions!

"... yeah, come over to the garden and we can do it if you hold the hoover".

“I’m certainly not taking my pants off in the middle of a field, Alison..”

Young couple, circa 20/21, probably a few weeks into a relationship walked past my car parked up outside some brand new luxury apartments in a vibrant local town.

He said to her: "I would be OK living in an apartment. If it was a big city of course. Or one like this..." (nodding to the appartment). "Though this isn't a big city, so either a big city or a town like this, but also anywhere in between."

Right, so that's any nice apartment anywhere then!!

Take that dinosaur out of your mouth, you don't know where it's been.

Two young women walking down the street in Town today - “and then he mentioned Caroline Flack”

Will you eat the bit with the dirt on, my teeth are a bit sensitive.

"Dad, can you actually die of boredom?"

"It was so big I couldn't walk properly for days"

Mum to gregarious toddler in a shop: "No, Ryan. You mustn't talk to strangers you don't know!"

Was tempted to interject "As opposed to strangers you know really well?" 😁

Sorry, not today, but this snippet really intrigued me:

You know that time I worked in a hospital in Zambia? Well, no one told me about the leopard...

“Look, mating sea turtles”. And they were!

I don’t like puffs, they’re rarely inclined to look the same.

(Subject was puff stitches on a crochet project!)

I love your username. Are you in Zone 2 near the Overground line? 👋🏿

Something I overheard a while ago now but still cracks me up is:
Mum: No you CAN'T hit your brother on the head with your bike helmet!

@WhatTheHeckyPeck 😳

I have to confess me and DP did giggle like a couple of schoolkids but after a few minutes later after hearing a bit more (it was a phone conversation between a woman and whoever....the woman was sitting on the table next to us in a pub garden and was quite loud), it turned out she was talking about a blister on her foot. We weren't sure whether to be relived or disappointed on her behalf.

@WhatTheHeckyPeck 🤣🤣🤣