What have the gremlins hidden?

[WashAsDelicates]

Where is my fermentation jar?

It's a big 1.5L thing, not easily hidden. I'm 99.9% sure it's empty, so it can't be bubbling away at the back of a cupboard somewhere. Anyway, I've looked in all the cupboards.

And, while I'm griping, where is my packet of lovely handmade soaps?

It's wrapped in brown paper, and I remember writing a note on it describing what was inside, so it won't have been binned. And, yes, I've looked in all the bathroom cupboards.

What have the gremlins hidden from you?

A book from a private library. Do you have an attic or shed?

Maternity knickers 🫣 I bought them very early on and put them in a safe place 🤨

The tailor's tape I need to take measurements for a new bra! 😆

A bag of safety pins I've bought to stop my bras falling out of dresses

Tits ahoy now

My late DH's headphones. Even buying a new pair, the usually infallible solution that makes the lost emerge, has not worked.

The belt to my favourite summer dress. I packed it away with the dress. Got out my summer clothes and no belt!

A receipt for some (not cheap) garden planters that I've got home and realised don't really work how I imagined and the sizing is a bit off for the space.

I left it on the kitchen worktop, I know that much. I'm convinced DP has binned it not realising it was to be kept but he's fervently denying any suggestion so all that remains is gremlins.

@WashAsDelicates did you put the soap in your linen cupboard to harden off/make the bedding smell nice?

Some washi tape, sellotape, a little metal ruler, a few pencils.