In your head - what does WTAF mean?

[BarrelOfOtters]

I've always read it in my head as 'what the arsign fuck'? A very prim colleague using it in What's App mssg has made me wonder....

Or "Why the face" from the first episode of Modern Family 😁

What The Absolute Fuck in my head

What the actual fuck

Oh I always thought it was stupid bastard ex husband too 😂

So we’re all agreed to change Soon To Be Ex Husband to Stupid Bastard/Shoot The Bastard Ex Husband.

Yes. Don’t forget someone added ‘stab’

Stab is good. 🤓

Oh my! I thought that’s what this stood for until just now. 😆 I’m sure I’ve read it on here before!

Oh! I genuinely only realised when I read your post that that’s not what it is. And I’m not even that sweary!

My question s, WTAF is an arsing fuck?

However, sometimes WTF is Why The Fuck. Depending on context <controversial>.

And RTFT is definitely Read The Fucking Thread.

Exactly. Because that's what the acronym stands for!

Exactly this

What the Actual fuck, with emphasis on Actual

OK actual. But in my it’s always going to be arsing.

What the actual fuck

@BarrelOfOtters Did you just want a thread of people saying WTAF? 😂😂

I spend a fair amount of time on photography boards, where "AF" is always "AutoFocus." It's still normally my first thought!

Wednesday, Thursday And Friday 😜

It’s actual, actually 😃

What the actual fuck. Shortened to just “what the actual?” in polite conversation

Actual.

Someone told me off for my habit of saying "What the actual?!" at times of surprise annoyance. That's all I say, but they object to the implied "fuck" 🤔

@HVPRN 🤔

Thank you for asking this @BarrelOfOtters, for some reason I always thought it was almighty not actual.

Yes actual.

Although my very good sweary chum says
What the absolute fuck sometimes which makes me smile.

What The Arsing Fuck

Are you Scottish OP? I am, maybe it’s that.