Non offensive and very silly unpopular opinions thread

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Play suits shouldn't be worn over the age of 4

@quietnightmare

'People who carry their guitar around everywhere and blast out a song on the street/house parties etc because they are 'so deep'

😆😂 cannot stop chuckling about this!

The thing with cats is they don't have owners, dogs have owners cats have servants so probably wouldn't listen to a word they were told

Preach

Not nearly enough people appreciate how cool flags are.

Oh you are so wrong. Chocolate and orange is ambrosia.

Raspberry and white chocolate however is an abomination that refuses to die. As for salted caramel, i.e. the-new- raspberry-and-white-chocolate, it's how I imagine the devil's spunk would taste.

Especially Dcat Ddog

If everyone indicated on every exit on roundabouts, there would be no traffic jams.

I hate Bradley Walsh.

Alison Hammond comes across as a greedy, money grabbing person who is so self absorbed.

There should be a limit on the number of driving tests a person can take.

If I see an adult in a hoodie, I feel like they’re going to ask me for some change for a cup of tea.

Couples on Location Location Location who claim they want to be near independent shops and cafés are pretentious knobs who want to look more interesting on telly, and actually buy everything from Amazon and eat Tesco meal deals and Greggs pasties like the rest of us.

Absolutely! People eat it because they think it’s fashionable and a bit exotic. If you went down the chip shop and they asked if you wanted your cod raw with no batter, you’d slap them with kt.

Men. That's all.

People who don't like tea are dull and tedious

The positivity culture is toxic

Baked beans and tinned tuna should be banned
People who only talk about work when they're in a social setting should be lynched
People who talk over you should have their tongue removed , as should people who talk AT you rather than TO you

Beige everything is boring

Green pesto should never be used on/in anything. It's grass clippings in hair oil.

Baked beans and tinned tuna are the food of the gods, when paired with baked spuds, lashings of unsalted Lurpak, strong grated cheese & mayo.

'Se7en' is not 'a dark film'. It's so silly that I laughed at the ending.

Except Chinese chicken & sweetcorn soup.

But where's the creamed sweetcorn gone these days? I fancied making soup & couldn't get the sweetcorn I used to.

KitKats belong in the bin

i don’t have to like your dog or tolerate it jumping on or licking me

Second that.

Bradley Walsh belongs in a bin.

People who hate the word moist should be banned.

Blasphemy!!

Moist von Lipwig would agree.

Kale is an abomination and anyone who says it is a superfood can get to fuck.

Cat owners should be made to keep their cats in their own gardens or be made to follow their shitty cats around and collect their shit from my garden.

People who don't iron are slobs