omg I’ve just emailed DD’s teacher a picture of DH’s pants

[meaniemaybe]

Was trying to attach a picture of her posing next to her coronation carriage recycling creation (horrific) and also tapped to attach a picture I sent to DH earlier of his pants on the floor next to the washing basket but not actually in the basket to ask wtf he thought he was doing by leaving them there. They’re very clearly pants. Fuck my life.

Do I email to apologise? Ignore and pretend I didn’t know? Oh God

I'm actually crying laughing 😃

You’re not really, are you?
Go on - admit you’re exaggerating.

Own it OP

They are great pants
Sexy pants
God pants

67 packets of Supernoodles? That's a lot!

Like the time ds2 took my vibe to school with him-he was caught waving it around the playground (he was about 13)

@Charlottewebsbabies

OK now I actually am crying…

When I read the title I thought you said DH penis 😅 could you actually imagine?!?!

@Charlottewebsbabies your child took your vibrator to school? 😱

Lord it's totes hilaires on here tonight.
Have you all woken the newborns in Tibet because you're laughing so loudly?

Of course they didn't.

They didn’t have skidders on them did they?

if it’s a female teacher, email and say you sent in error, it was a picture you sent to your DH bollocking him for leaving his dirty kecks on the floor. I imagine most women would find that amusing. If it’s a bloke, just apologize, or do nothing, or you could use it as a cautionary tale of what might happen to him if he too leaves his dirty kecks on the floor.

Not picture related but DH swiftly stopped leaving his grubby pants on the bathroom floor/lying next to the laundry basket after he forgot to pick them up before our lovely cleaner arrived one day and he came home to find them neatly folded and placed on his pillow.

Trust me-he did
He must have really been rooting round in my bedroom to find it
First I knew of this is when i got a phone call from his teacher
'Can you please come in because little babies has brought in an inappropriate item'
i set off wearing a short summer dress,no handbag-just my keys and phone
I got there and she just handed over my pink with white spots vibe
I had to do the walk of shame back home with nowhere to hide the bloody thing
She said at parents evening that kids bring in all sorts-he wasn't the first and he wouldn't be the last to do it

Well I clearly remember someone taking their friend's(?) mums vibrator to school when I was about 13 and getting it out at break time to show everyone, so it does happen.

Why do we need to know you were wearing a short summer dress?

I had nowhere to hide the damn thing
No bag and I couldn't hide it within my outfit either
If I'd been wearing a coat I could have shoved it in my pocket

If I got it I’d laugh and know it was an error. I’d send an email basically saying oops sorry! Then have a quick laugh at the gate on Monday and move on.

No idea but it seems to happen every couple of weeks on Mumsnet, or very similar anyway.

Oh come on.

They handed you a sex toy in a school, without even putting it in a bag?

He must have really been rooting round in my bedroom to find it

Your 13 year old ???

That's quite disturbing.

It would be, if it had actually happened.

Sorry, why would you carry a sex tot that has been in the hands of god knows how many teenage boys, plus at least one teacher home?

Just chuck it in the closest bin.

I can't imagine why the member of staff would touch it either.

This has made me chuckle 🤣