You know you're getting old when.....

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You have to scroll back miles on a date of birth form to find your year of birth🤪

When checkout assistants talk to you in a very slow sing-songy voice and call you sweetheart.

Looking forward to a day at home, rather than a day out !

Remember when night clubs closed at 2am.

When I realised that the babies I had delivered were old enough to be having their own babies !

I just got excited about new tea towels. That has to be on the list

When people offer you a seat on the bus.

Varifocals - both needing them AND declaring them to be "life changing"

remembering the War .Leading in from that.........using the rubber buttons from my old liberty bodice to rub out at school.

You no longer have a "left" and "right" knee; you have a "good" and "bad". Then "bad" and "worse".

You compare cataract ops

When your child has their 50th birthday, I think I win

There was a pub in North Wales that was using pre-decimal prices until the late 70s/early 80s. Landlady would NOT change.

The piss!!

When you have a coughing fit and a bit of wee comes out.

When you have to start pulling hairs out of your chin

Ha spot on! 😂

On a sombre note, of course it's terrible when your parents die but if you're in your sixties it's more or less expected -- but when your friends, your contemporaries go you're suddenly aware of the shadow of the grim reaper. It's awful to lose them but also awful to know they were the same age as you.
And it's also clear that you have far more years behind you than lie ahead.
Sorry, as you were.
I remember lovely old cars. We had a Wolseley 444 in the 50s.

Actually, I've been tweezing my chin since my 30s. And I am (or was, ahem) blonde and not at all hairy anywhere else other than my head.

The Prime Minister is younger than you. The first time this happened was when David Cameron became PM. I felt my age also when I stopped recognising groups and songs that were on the radio. This happened around the year 2010.

We are obviously a different age , I remember getting our 1st electric hover , we had a U-bank before! 😂

The trainers I wore in my 20's are now described as vintage

Looking up telephone numbers in the books in the telephone box

Yes though my first was at 34.

You look at the music charts and don't recognise any of the names. And can't remember the last time you did.

You have favourite cleaning products, you’re grateful for rain as the grass really needs it & going to bed at 8pm

When your having sex and your dh gets his ed and you are secretly relieved and say never mind .
When you dont go out for meals at night after 8pm because you know it will give you indigestion.
when you start thinking a toasted teacake with your cup of tea in a cafe is a treat.