Things that make you irrationally angry

[Coldpizza2]

Just that really. Lately I've been getting seriously angry about stupid things but I can't help it. I have no patience and get furious inside! So many things piss me off. For example:

1. The wind, I hate the stupid wind. Why is it so windy? My hair in my face, shit blowing everywhere.

1. My bra strap falling down. Even though I'm too lazy to tighten it. Pisses me off!

1. Dropping stuff..I keep dropping things. Spoons, tea towels, anything really. Fed up picking shit up.

1. When the water runs up my arms when I'm washing my face. I want to claw my eyes out or smash the mirror.

1. People who can't shut doors. Like why? It's a cupboard, is it supposed to be left open? NO

1. Crumbs sticking to my feet! Pisss off

1. Things that beep at me from the kitchen. "BEEP" your washing is done, better hang it up. "BEEP" dishwasher is finished, better put it away. "BEEP" oven is done.."BEEP" air fryer is done better get dinner out. Fucking BEEEEEP!

Please join me!

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People who go on & bloody on about their beliefs vs my beliefs.. I'll say politely that we'll have to agree to disagree. But NO, that's not good enough for them, they STILL ARGUE to try & change my mind.. instant RAGE & my hand so wants to slap their stupid face.. just SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!

Adults (and it's usually people I've never met before) who when talking to me, touch me.

Religious callers, who won't take no for an answer. Yes, Mormons and American evangelicals - I bloody well mean YOU.

I'm glad I'm going to Hell, because it means I won't have spend eternity with millions of smug, sanctimonious wank stains like you.

People on TV that wear something different every day and never again what a waste of CO2!

Baked beans urgh.

Cheese

Tuna

The mispronunciation of the word Loch or people referring to the Scottish Lakes of Scotland. There is only one Lake of Monteith.

People that change their minds every 3 mins/ not able to see the other side of the coin.

Too loud car stereos.

Sunglass's on top of a head.

Hearing about footballers ridiculous salaries or plebs on the BBC salaries.

£89 million wasted by the BBC on a soap opera.The builder must have laughed all the way to the Bank.

Is that Miserable Cockneys Shouting a Lot^ ?

@Voyager54 why sunglasses on top of a head 😎😂that's where mine live! Ķeeps the hair out of my face. Also I don't have to look for them if I keep them up there except I have been known to look for them when they are on my head. That's another rage inducing thing.

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Religious zealots who constantly try to force their opinions onto others, cruelty of any kind, homophobia, ignorance and bad manners

Bellway Developers and the dodgy contractors they hire.

Passengers who put their bags on the seat next to them taking up two seats for themselves on a packed train during peak hour. Don't understand this behaviour.

Siri also regularly gets told to fuck off by me. Usually when it randomly answers something when I haven't asked it anything

I also can't stand it when people stick out their tongues in photos. At a party last week there were a group of young girls who whenever they posed for a photo had to stick out their tongues and make a v-sign with their fingers. I'm seeing it more and more. One friend does it so often every photo of her she looks like a lizard.

The word "Puppacino". I watch a lot of rescue and animal content and it just makes me scream inside when they say going to get a puppacino and the dogs slurping and licking it. I have absolutely no idea why. Its just milky froth.

I've never heard of this before but I'm irrationally angry about it!

When you have organised your whole day around a courier delivery who tell you 1 hour before they aren't coming after all and can they come tomorrow. No you bloody well can't (they could but im so angry I decided to cut my nose off to spite my face). I'll be so annoyed again when it's bed time because it was my new bed coming today 😂

Totally irrational but it's when the long strap of my handbag gets caught on my car gearstick or armrest (it chooses which implement to wrap itself round on a daily basis) when I go to get out of the car, which means I get yanked back in because I'm tethered. Every sodding time!😩

When you are learning to knit, and you go onto YouTube to learn one thing - but the person who is showing you talks on and on - I just want to see how you do the stitch, not the history of knitting from 23BC to present day!😐

My ring doorbell going off and alerting me, when IT'S ME at the door/ putting the bin out etc.

Putting a bag of rubbish down, and it then falling over. Even if I have tied the top so nothing actually spills, still annoys me. Just STOP falling over, get a backbone, stand up for yourself.

The clocks going forward meaning it is still light at 7/8/9pm. NO! I want it dark as early as possible. Absolutely of no use to me at all, still being light that late.

Online recipes...I just want the goddam recipe not 6,000 pages on the history of whatever food, plus when you first made it, what you were wearing on your first date, your inside leg measurement etc

I know you can 'jump to recipe' but it never works properly for me

Take it you work in a shop!!!!????

Online firms that don't answer email queries promptly and don't provide a telephone number either.