I just don't know what to do with myself.

[MattTebbuttsDenimShirt]

I was sported, happy and proud on Saturday.
But, it's really difficult for me.
I'm in the wash basket...
pants, socks and the usual Tebbutt odour.

I'm just confused as I absorb the smells of so many different nations. I don't mean to be rude, but the rest of the washing basket doesn't understand my dilemma, maybe disgust.

I'm thinking of making a run to Marcus Wareing (man of the people's) small holding. So I can live free, on a tiny piece of land, unfettered by the claustrophobia and timings and ... sweaty business.

Could someone please advise me? I mean I love Helen and a Rose wine... I'm just tired.

Thank you.

You okay hun?

Oo my first GIF…

Pardon?

Now THAT’S a gif! Your first one? Starting on a high! 👏👏👏

Que ?

Hi OP,

How has your day been? Happy Easter.

Planning everything for two
Doing everything with you
And now that we're through
I just don't know what to do
I

Just don't know what to do with my time,
I'm so lonesome for you it's a crime

Same.

Anyone up for a sentence or two of predictive text ? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4771598-anyone-up-for-a-sentence-or-two-of-predictive-text
I think this is what you're looking for.

Ummmmmmm

nope. I got nothing

Kanye West's new song?

Well I was looking at booking tickets for Guns n Roses after I saw The Pretenders were supporting.

Then once more, I gave up...

I wouldn't Axl Rose if I fell over him in the street and at one point Izzy Straddlin (boom) looked like Hayley from Coronation Street. I'm thinking it's not worth the effort.

But I do like a bit of Chrissie Hynde.

Thanks for reading. I'll be in touch soon.

Tenterhooks, I see you on them. Calm down.

P.s it's drizzling out. Make sure your colours don't run.

Top tip.

Actually I think I might use this as my safe diary space. It's hard being a Saturday morning superstar.

So I watched MAFS today and made home made burgers. They tasted strangely garlicky. Weird, I only added salt and pepper.

The cat just went out.

Don't forget to ask me for any cooking tips. I can clearly magic garlic from air.

Think I've entered an alternate universe...

Neil Young. You are quite correct with hero.
It's not often I say that.

I think my daffodils have finally 'gone over'.

Time for bed Sheeran

Would you like a cooking tip?

Zebedee said no boinging way.

I had cornflakes with water yesterday.

If you close your eyes it could have been skimmed milk.

Anyway I've got to pop to the loo, cos even shirts get a bit, you know, I don't know... In need of, sometimes.

I'll check back for requests soon.

All questions answered.

I'm perfectly fine by the way.

I wonder why The Pretenders are supporting Guns n Roses...

Huh.