Just having amusing conversation with yesterday and thought it'd be a good one for chat!
Me - a romance novelist or private investigator...(as I am very noticeable at 6ft and have major trouble with facial recognition, the latter was clearly not for me...)
My mum - an astronaut or spy (this being a person who if you try to communicate something subtly to her, says 'why are you kicking me under the table?!' in a loud voice.)