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Username721 · 14/03/2023 23:12

What three things/people would you send?

For me:

  1. Those washing up sponges with the hollow handle you put dish soap into. They’re shit.
  2. Kirsty Allsopp.
  3. Driveways with stones on them which end up all over the pavement.
OP posts:
BobcatDreams · 15/03/2023 06:45

I'll try and keep it light:
James Acaster
Bear Grylls
People that have no spacial boundaries, usually in charity shops.

underneaththeash · 15/03/2023 06:50

Tattos
vegan ‘cheese’
presbyopia

Batcountry8 · 15/03/2023 06:56

DWP assessment process for disabled and ill people and 'some' of the very scathing staff.

Mumsnet nasty girls.

Goats cheese

Sunriseinwonderland · 15/03/2023 07:07

Other people. I want to live in the middle of nowhere with lots of cats and no neighbours for at least two miles.

Work. I'm 61 and I'm done with it.

Tomato soup.....disgusting.

coffeecookie · 15/03/2023 07:16

Influencers
Work meetings that are just pointless hot air
Faffy people

LadyGAgain · 15/03/2023 08:02

Being cold
British food
Opera

TroysMammy · 15/03/2023 08:03

Grey jogging bottoms
Grey jogging bottoms
Grey jogging bottoms

HippoInABadWig · 15/03/2023 08:23

Men who pee on driveways / in gardens
Potholes
Seasickness

garlictwist · 15/03/2023 08:25
  1. Clingfilm
  2. Country gates that are impossible to open
  3. Adverts for baby products with simpering voices
beguilingeyes · 15/03/2023 08:54

People who are always late. It's just rude.
Audi drivers
My underactive thyroid

dexterslockedintheshedagain · 15/03/2023 09:01

Sam Smith
Sam Smith
Sam Smith

PetitPorpoise · 15/03/2023 09:02

Defrosting the car

Clothes that look like just what you're looking for until you see the cold shoulder, cut out back or split to the fanny.

People having general chit chat or rambling on and on in meetings, especially at the end of the day. Do they not want to go home?

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 15/03/2023 09:04

Uneven pavements.
The word and 'job' 'influencer'.
Over-ripe pears.

Crikeyalmightey · 15/03/2023 09:16

Under ripe pears (so disappointing,had to poach them)
Michael Macintyre
Sam Smith

knackeredcat · 15/03/2023 09:19

Autotuned "music"
Selfishness
Pointless meetings, especially at the last minute

MaggieMagpie357 · 15/03/2023 09:30

Donald Trump
People who litter
Companies who always say they are experiencing a higher than expected volume of calls

MagicClawHasNoChildren · 15/03/2023 09:37

Buskers
TV adverts in rhyme
People who stop suddenly in the middle of the pavement

lovechickencrisps · 15/03/2023 09:37

The school run.
The school run.
The school run.

StarlightLady · 15/03/2023 09:38
  1. Double standards for men and women
  2. High Heels
  3. Biege underwear.
Annoyingwurringnoise · 15/03/2023 09:41

Being cold
being celibate
being perimenopausal

Shekissedagirlandshelikedit · 15/03/2023 09:50

Smart motorways

People who don't pick up dog shit

Adverts featuring smug celebs that wouldn't use the product in a million years.

BootsTrapBootsTrap · 15/03/2023 10:54
  • Baby on board badges (yes yes I know very controversial but I managed to travel throughout London pregnant without one)
  • Gendered signs (I.e MEN working overhead)
  • Social Media
Thatwastheweekthatwasnt · 15/03/2023 11:02

Pears
People
Peri Menopause

AdamRyan · 15/03/2023 11:19

TikTok

Jeremy Clarkson

The current incarnation of the Conservative party

Covid

StarlightLady · 15/03/2023 13:31

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