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I'm going to move to grantchester ...

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Believers · 08/03/2023 22:08

... and I'll have to decide when I get there if I'm going to turn to crime or to religion :).

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BibbleandSqwauk · 08/03/2023 22:11

It has a great tea garden with deckchairs 😁

OhWifey · 08/03/2023 22:13

It'll probably have to be crime. To fund the £squillions your shoebox has cost you.

Believers · 08/03/2023 22:21

OhWifey · 08/03/2023 22:13

It'll probably have to be crime. To fund the £squillions your shoebox has cost you.

If my plans go smoothly, I'll be living in either the vicarage or in police accommodation:)

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Mangolist · 08/03/2023 22:24

Don't! It's really knobby and packed full of tourists every summer!

Believers · 08/03/2023 22:27

Mangolist · 08/03/2023 22:24

Don't! It's really knobby and packed full of tourists every summer!

Is it actually a place?!

I'm only going in order to further my acquaintance with Geordie or Will. I would've preferred Sidney but I gather he's gone to America 🤷‍♀️

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Mangolist · 08/03/2023 22:41

It is! About 3 miles outside Cambridge

myveryownelectrickitten · 08/03/2023 22:50

It is a place! It’s basically a few houses, a church, and several expensive pubs strung along a twisty road where everyone’s parked really really annoyingly.

Pretty, but an ex-council 2/3 bed will set you back the large part of a million pounds, and you’ll hardly be able to move at the weekends for tourists. Once a year though, Jeffrey and Mary Archer have an open garden day for charity, and my oh my they have the most enormous whopper of a garden, full of the most eye-popping sculptures.

myveryownelectrickitten · 08/03/2023 22:51

And sadly there is definitely not a resident police force 😂

myveryownelectrickitten · 08/03/2023 22:59

But these cottages (for £1m you can buy both and convert them into one house 😄) are pretty much right opposite the church, OP @Believers

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132177122?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY

Believers · 08/03/2023 23:02

Those cottages are lovely. But I'm afraid Sidney/Will and/or Geordie will have to manage without me now that you've told me
Jeffery Archer lives there :(.

Perhaps I'll move to St Mary Mead instead.

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Octavia64 · 08/03/2023 23:21

Jeffrey lives mostly in London. Mary is around and involved in the village though.

It's nice except in summer (tourists). I lived there for a few years about a decade ago.

TressiliansStone · 08/03/2023 23:27

Oh but you could go skinny dipping with Rupert Brooke and the Neo-Pagans.

Much more fun than St Mary Mead.

Zonder · 09/03/2023 07:13

Mangolist · 08/03/2023 22:41

It is! About 3 miles outside Cambridge

And that's from the centre of Cambridge. It is actually just next door. There's a Waitrose down the road if that helps. And I don't think Jeffrey is ever there. The tea shop is lovely but it's also great for picnics by the river and a bit of a swim. You won't regret the move. If it was good enough for Rupert Brooke and Virginia Woolf I expect it will do for you.

SammyScrounge · 09/03/2023 12:28

Granchester

'Stands the church clock at ten to three?
And is there honey still for tea?'

Rupert Brooke

NannyGythaOgg · 09/03/2023 14:01

You might find accommodation in the church yard there. Bijou but you won't be uncomfortable

Believers · 09/03/2023 14:04

Every day's a school day! I never knew Rupert Brooke or Virginia Woolf had lived there. I confess my motivations for the move were very shallow and based on how good looking the vicars and policemen appeared to be.

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Believers · 09/03/2023 14:05

Of course I didn't know they'd lived there, I didn't even know it was a real place until last night!

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TressiliansStone · 09/03/2023 14:19

Rupert Brooke's whole poem for you, Believers (embedded with views of the period, obviously). Written while he was in Berlin and homesick for his rented room in the Old Vicarage.

The Old Vicarage, Grantchester
(Cafe des Westens, Berlin, May 1912)

Just now the lilac is in bloom,
All before my little room;
And in my flower-beds, I think,
Smile the carnation and the pink;
And down the borders, well I know,
The poppy and the pansy blow ...
Oh! there the chestnuts, summer through,
Beside the river make for you
A tunnel of green gloom, and sleep
Deeply above; and green and deep
The stream mysterious glides beneath,
Green as a dream and deep as death.
— Oh, damn! I know it! and I know
How the May fields all golden show,
And when the day is young and sweet,
Gild gloriously the bare feet
That run to bathe ...

‘Du lieber Gott!’

Here am I, sweating, sick, and hot,
And there the shadowed waters fresh
Lean up to embrace the naked flesh.
Temperamentvoll German Jews
Drink beer around; — and THERE the dews
Are soft beneath a morn of gold.
Here tulips bloom as they are told;
Unkempt about those hedges blows
An English unofficial rose;
And there the unregulated sun
Slopes down to rest when day is done,
And wakes a vague unpunctual star,
A slippered Hesper; and there are
Meads towards Haslingfield and Coton
Where das Betreten’s not verboten.

ειθε γενοιμην ... would I were
In Grantchester, in Grantchester! —
Some, it may be, can get in touch
With Nature there, or Earth, or such.
And clever modern men have seen
A Faun a-peeping through the green,
And felt the Classics were not dead,
To glimpse a Naiad’s reedy head,
Or hear the Goat-foot piping low: ...
But these are things I do not know.
I only know that you may lie
Day long and watch the Cambridge sky,
And, flower-lulled in sleepy grass,
Hear the cool lapse of hours pass,
Until the centuries blend and blur
In Grantchester, in Grantchester. ...
Still in the dawnlit waters cool
His ghostly Lordship swims his pool,
And tries the strokes, essays the tricks,
Long learnt on Hellespont, or Styx.
Dan Chaucer hears his river still
Chatter beneath a phantom mill.
Tennyson notes, with studious eye,
How Cambridge waters hurry by ...
And in that garden, black and white,
Creep whispers through the grass all night;
And spectral dance, before the dawn,
A hundred Vicars down the lawn;
Curates, long dust, will come and go
On lissom, clerical, printless toe;
And oft between the boughs is seen
The sly shade of a Rural Dean ...
Till, at a shiver in the skies,
Vanishing with Satanic cries,
The prim ecclesiastic rout
Leaves but a startled sleeper-out,
Grey heavens, the first bird’s drowsy calls,
The falling house that never falls.

God! I will pack, and take a train,
And get me to England once again!
For England’s the one land, I know,
Where men with Splendid Hearts may go;
And Cambridgeshire, of all England,
The shire for Men who Understand;
And of THAT district I prefer
The lovely hamlet Grantchester.
For Cambridge people rarely smile,
Being urban, squat, and packed with guile;
And Royston men in the far South
Are black and fierce and strange of mouth;
At Over they fling oaths at one,
And worse than oaths at Trumpington,
And Ditton girls are mean and dirty,
And there’s none in Harston under thirty,
And folks in Shelford and those parts
Have twisted lips and twisted hearts,
And Barton men make Cockney rhymes,
And Coton’s full of nameless crimes,
And things are done you’d not believe
At Madingley on Christmas Eve.
Strong men have run for miles and miles,
When one from Cherry Hinton smiles;
Strong men have blanched, and shot their wives,
Rather than send them to St. Ives;
Strong men have cried like babes, bydam,
To hear what happened at Babraham.
But Grantchester! ah, Grantchester!
There’s peace and holy quiet there,
Great clouds along pacific skies,
And men and women with straight eyes,
Lithe children lovelier than a dream,
A bosky wood, a slumbrous stream,
And little kindly winds that creep
Round twilight corners, half asleep.
In Grantchester their skins are white;
They bathe by day, they bathe by night;
The women there do all they ought;
The men observe the Rules of Thought.
They love the Good; they worship Truth;
They laugh uproariously in youth;
(And when they get to feeling old,
They up and shoot themselves, I’m told) ...

Ah God! to see the branches stir
Across the moon at Grantchester!
To smell the thrilling-sweet and rotten
Unforgettable, unforgotten
River-smell, and hear the breeze
Sobbing in the little trees.
Say, do the elm-clumps greatly stand
Still guardians of that holy land?
The chestnuts shade, in reverend dream,
The yet unacademic stream?
Is dawn a secret shy and cold
Anadyomene, silver-gold?
And sunset still a golden sea
From Haslingfield to Madingley?
And after, ere the night is born,
Do hares come out about the corn?
Oh, is the water sweet and cool,
Gentle and brown, above the pool?
And laughs the immortal river still
Under the mill, under the mill?
Say, is there Beauty yet to find?
And Certainty? and Quiet kind?
Deep meadows yet, for to forget
The lies, and truths, and pain? ... oh! yet
Stands the Church clock at ten to three?
And is there honey still for tea?

Cupcakequeen75 · 09/03/2023 14:23

Maybe move to Carsley in the Cotswolds instead?

Believers · 09/03/2023 15:02

@TressiliansStone thank you very much for that. It's a long time since I read it - I'd completely forgotten him mentioning Grantchester.

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