£30 for pot pourri for your vag

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This is what the Facebook algorithm thinks I need to see on a Sunday morning 🙈

What the hell?

Anyone being recommended anything else that is insane?

I misread the title as 'veg' so was extra confused when I clicked on the picture 🤣🤣🤣

I don't even understand what that product is... you're meant to stick pot pourri up your chuff?
Must be uncomfortable!

What have people been doing that their Vagina needs a steam clean? How would you even ? The mind boggles.

Oh dear that's awful.

Yet more shite peddled at women and girls to encourage their insecurity.

Ok I looked it up. I’m a sucker for these things. Apparently you put some in a wooden bowl( not metal lest you scald yourself) add boiling water. Let it brew then pop it on the floor and kneel over it for half an hour using a skirt / towel to create a chamber and keep the steam in. Your sacred yoni will be renewed and connected to ancestral goddess or some such. Your welcome.

Can you imagine dc coming in to find you doing this?

Thanks @Badbudgeter . One for the team there! 😁

The reviews were somewhat suspect...

"A grade clunge cleansing
A little on the expensive side, but oh so worth it. I was as clean as a whistle. Quite literally, my family kept getting up to take the kettle off the stove before realising it was my fragrantly-fresh fangita. Thank you so much, it’s like a bouquet-garni for the groin.".

jeeeeez. This'll teach me read crap on my phone instead of getting out of bed on a Sunday morning 🙈😆

I have checked my spam and I don't have anything nearly as exciting. There's one spam email titled 'Stuck Poop' and there's a '7 second breakfast ritual' to clear it apparently but my email provider suggests I don't unblock the images. (If you'll pardon the pun)

I know think of all the time you’ve wasted. You could of steamed your vag already!

Thirty quid to give yourself thrush... Bargain 🤪

Haha that’s made me chuckle this morning.

In all seriousness I think steaming is actually pretty bad for your vaginal health, bacteria, natural flora and fauna etc.

Is it a marketing ploy, in conjunction with Gwyneth's vagina scented candle?

It's baffling.
Women with terrible personal hygiene? Don't wash. Waft this into your vulva instead!

I don't think I could kneel for half an hour. I wonder if it would work if you put it in a potty and sat on it?

I much prefer steamed vag to boiled vag. Better for you too. You don't lose so much of the freshness. My granny used to boil her vag and it made it so soggy and limp but my grandad didn't seem to mind. I have these steamer pots and tend to boil my vag directly above the potatoes as they boil.

Yes, it's much better al dente.

Very popular in Hull.

They're missing a trick there. Veg steaming potties for menopausal women who can't kneel 🙈😆

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