Points 1 and 2 are worth very little to me, for me it's all about the food and drink.
I have heat, light and decor at home, and no, I don't have a big posh house, quite the opposite, it would fall far below MN expectations of location, decor and cleanliness.
If I CBA to cook, I'll do something that's zero skill, time and effort, like an omelette, garlic prawns and nice bread, steak and bagged salad or a nice ready made pizza (eg Crosta & Mollica, Waitrose).
If I'm paying restaurant prices to eat out, it has to be significantly better than decent supermarket ready meals or something that is generally unavailable in supermarkets or I cannot easily make at home, requires lots of ingredients, chopping etc, which is why I never go to places like chain Italians or pubs, steakhouses etc.
So generally independent Indian street food, Mexican, Thai, Japanese, that sort of thing.
If I wanted microwave pasta, I'd get it for about £3 from M&S, not £13 from Pizza Express and even more when adding on the cost of the wine etc.