Snog, marry, push off a cliff

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Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, Jacob Rees Mogg.

I would push myself off the cliff so I didn’t have to snog or marry any of them

@JimBell No tactical suicides!

I would push all 3 of those off a cliff sorry OP..

I would snog Tom Hardy, marry Keanu.

Nigel would talk incessantly about Brexit
Boris wouldn't last 10 seconds
Jacob would laze on the sofa being a dickhead
I'm with JimBell and diving off that cliff

I'd push them all off the cliff! And walk off into the sunset.

Hahaha impossible to choose, therefore I attempt to raise you with:

Elon Musk, Kanye West, Vladimir Putin

Snog, marry, or push off a cliff?

If I absolutely have to…
marry JRM cos he’s loaded and the divorce settlement would make me comfortable and his archaic religious beliefs would make it all the sweeter. Snog Boris as he must have so much experience that he’s not too bad at it by now and push NF off a cliff, preferably the white cliffs of Dover.

but only if myself going off the cliff wasn’t an option

Ok, some of you clearly aren't familiar with the rules of the game.

No substitutions
No throwing yourself off the cliff
You can't push all 3 of them off the cliff

You must pick one for each category, or else spend the rest of your days getting teabagged by Matt Hancock.

I would rather stick pins in my eyes. I will push Farage having previously tied them all together with a rope.

Can I sterilise myself first because getting pregnant with any of their children would be horrendous and by all accounts Boris and moggy are quite virile. Moggy has also said he's never changed a nappy and essentially that it's women's work so he's right off the cards for any shagging.

This is the only sensible option.

Teabagged by Matt Hancock pmsl😂

Hmm, push Putin off a cliff because he actually does deserve it. Snog Kanye West and just close my eyes and think of the Graduation album, marry Elon Musk, take half his money in the divorce and use it for good.

Well in that case it would have to be snog Johnson, marry Moggs (but live in separate houses), Farage is going off the cliff.

Ok, lets have a go,

Snog Bozza
Marry JRM for the divorce settlement obvs
& push the smug git Farage off the cliffs

If anyone says snog Farage I'll eat my leftover Turkey..

Oh no. An unexpected cliff collapse resulting in 3 fatalities. Oh well.

Haha @Squarerootofpi this is of course the correct answer 😄

Victor Meldrew
Sam Bankman-Fried
Gordon Brown...

go on then...

Surely Putin should just "fall" from a window?

Well there is a logic to marrying JRM on account of his wealth. I'm also too old to have children ninus and tennus so no worries on that score.

But the thought of snogging Boris or Farage gives me the heebeegeebees.

I'd marry the richest one, make sure I'm set to inherit it all and then push them all off a cliff.

I don’t know about the other two, but I’d definitely marry Boris. With his track record, he’d be having an affair with one of the wedding guests before the ceremony was over and then he’d be someone else’s problem. No need for a honeymoon even. Job done.

Push Vicor Meldrew over a cliff, snog Sam, marry Gordon Brown, he always seems like a family man who really cares about his children