Any0nr Elsa absolutely shitfacred?

[FrightfullyFreezy]

or is it just me? Had a battle of post and it's gone right got my head 😂

Just you so far😃😃😃

I’m sure people will be catching you up.

😂

STOP NOW!!!!

I am the ghost of your Christmas future. I've been dying all day and vomited my hangover rescue remedy McDonalds hash browns earlier, through MY FUCKING NOSE!

OMG that's pretty horriguv

Nope cause I'm pregnant but I'm very jealous 🤣😬

When you’re so drunk you can’t operate spell check 🤣
Merry Christmas op. Cheers 🥂

So farcall I've eaten today is Paid let of crisps and some garlic things. I msgexa soup +hough for tmz 👍it's lovely

Note to self - don't drink a 'battle of post'😂

The 'msgexa soup' sounds interesting though.

I love the title of this thread. And the follow up posts have not disappointed. Im really looking forwards to tomorrow morning’s updates too. What joy! 😂

Oh this is SO the thread I needed tonight. Thank you OP, you are a star. I hope the hangover's not too bad tomorrow

Well K Walsh it could be Christmas every dassaaaaay let the beeeeeeeellll"ls rung put our chriiiistmaaaaaaas

First time 9ve had oat to drink sine love fucking summer d8 I'm e njoyinb every bloody minute my friends

Not yet but just waiting on the taxi to take us to the pub! We are doing Xmas dinner on Boxing Day this year so tomorrow is a totally chilled day which means it's a nice change that I can-- get as drunk as I want tonight without having to deal with a big day tomorrow just have to deal with the hangover I will have instead--

Ahh at least you’ll be asleep early and hopefully get a stretch long enough to kill off the hangover tomorrow 😂
I’m not pissed, I have 3 dc (although not little) and a house full of people coming over tomorrow, I’m running about the house like a mad thing - obviously taking small MN breaks to read stuff like this - I’m looking forward to sitting down later this evening and having a drink or two but certainly no more than that 🤣 merry Christmas OP!!

Parsni0 soup. Fri.m my mam's garden. Lobely.

I knew this would be you before I clicked, OP, having just read your post on another thread 😂😂 Good for you, enjoy yourself! 🍷

The pretend drunk posts with deliberately bad spelling on mumsnet. 🤭 How embarrassing. If you were drunk and having a good time, you wouldn’t be posting on mumsnet.
1/10

The OP was posting perfectly normally right before starting this thread? 😳

Merry Christmas OP!

I thought the same 🤷‍♀️

😂 I am the most normal person you xaoyr ever hope yo me at 😂

Yep. Embarrassing. Why do people do it?

Just because you are drunk, doesnt mean you are having a good time.

It’s bullshit. 30 minutes ago her posts were perfect on other threads.