Where the fuck is my jumper?

[froomeonthebroom]

New jumper arrived on Friday, I wore it for a short visit to the inlaws in the afternoon then I must have taken it off when I went to bed. Haven't worn it since as I've spent most of the last 4 days ill on the sofa. Went to put it on earlier and can't find it anywhere!

Do I need to make an offering to the Saint of lost things or what?! I need my jumper!

I lost a scarf for ages.
I found it on the floor behind an armchair (in corner of room so nicely hidden)
I must have taken it off while sitting there, draped it over back of chair then it slipped off

Must be.with the 2 Christmas presents I bought for my mum. Vanished! Had to buy again - £80 down the drain.

I'm glad my pain is amusing to you @raraspberrytinsel 😆😆

maybe it just didn't want you anymore @froomeonthebroom and fecked off out the window.

Lovely, elderly Irish neighbour told me to ask St Anthony if ever I lost anything. Always worked for her.

Hanging up in wardrobe?
In the car if you have a car?
Behind the armchair you sat in when you came back?
On coat hook under jacket you wore?
Amongst pile of clothes you've just worn once on chair in bedroom?

Did u have a bag with you? Put in there?
On the coat hook.?