Tell me why you're a bad person (light-hearted!)

[PolkaDotMankini]

I'll start.

I was at a funeral this week and internally judged another attendee (not close to the deceased) for opining that "only the good die young". Utterly pointless nonsense saying.

I knowingly ate more of DS's chocolate than would be considered seemly when he offered me some earlier.

I refused to give the dogs a second breakfast this morning AND I wouldn't share my bagel with them AND I made them get out of bed and go for a walk in the cold.

I'm a monster.

That's almost as bad as me turfing my 10yo out of my bed this morning because she'd been hogging it since the early hours and I wanted to stretch out.

I laughed out loud at the weekend when a bloke wasn't paying attention to where he was walking and did a dramatic trip over a raised step out of the shopping centre. I didn't even feel bad for wanting to hang about at the entrance for a few minutes to see if anyone else did it

I wouldn't let Cat 1 lie on my pillow. I was still lying on it myself.

I'm incredibly judgmental on MN 🤷‍♀️

I have fantasies about tow trucks removing the cars from double yellow lines outside our house... opposite a school. They mount the pavement to do so.

I reality I remain Neutral in the parking war as I both live here and have children at the school, and don't want the children in the middle of unpleasantness.

Thinking of writing to the council though for a warden... but they don't do it when the enforcement van is here!

I didn't tell ds 14 I had put a big red berry wreath on our red front door. He walked right into it.
Whilst texting on his phone.

*no long term eye damage!
Just his dignity!!

Monsters every one of you.

I hide Maltesers in my desk drawer so the kids can’t eat them.

Told the cat she couldn’t hug/attack the xmas tree