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I have purchased the biggest billboard in the most prominent location in the country...

127 replies

Paq · 15/11/2022 20:08

What message do you want me to put on it?

OP posts:
lasangya · 15/11/2022 21:27

NomNomNominativeDeterminism · 15/11/2022 21:26

BILLBOARDS MUST NOT BE ERECTED HERE

I like this one

JennyForeigner · 15/11/2022 21:28

JennyForeigner · 15/11/2022 21:27

You f TOSSERS

Various people can assume it's for them, including most of the government.

Typo

all of the government, obvs

ThatshallotBaby · 15/11/2022 21:32

Give peace a chance Grin

Scrambledchickens · 15/11/2022 21:32

Woman, adult human female

Orangejellybeans · 15/11/2022 21:34

Stop believing everything you are told

flingingmelon · 15/11/2022 21:35

Beachsidesunset · 15/11/2022 20:13

Woman: Adult human female.

I think we have a winner with this one

Paq · 15/11/2022 21:37

I was expecting more personal grievances, like "stop pretending you know stuff you don't know, Anne" or "Robin, your stories were boring the first time you told them."

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Hiphopopotamus · 15/11/2022 21:39

flingingmelon · 15/11/2022 21:35

I think we have a winner with this one

Only in this sad little echo chamber

EternalStench · 15/11/2022 21:40

Switch off your smartphone

NomNomNominativeDeterminism · 15/11/2022 21:41

Go on @Paq what’s your fantasy billboard for?

shivermetimbers77 · 15/11/2022 21:45

My message would be ‘the planet is on fire. Wake up and do something about it’ .

Cheguevarahamster · 15/11/2022 21:47

Abolish the monarchy.

General Election now.

Redup · 15/11/2022 21:47

Beachsidesunset · 15/11/2022 20:13

Woman: Adult human female.

YES. Woman, adult human female.

NooNooHead1981 · 15/11/2022 21:47

Any one of these would be good:

"Hope lies in the proles"

Or:

"Man was born free, yet everywhere he is in chains"

Or:

"Be kind. Always."

Sherrystrull · 15/11/2022 21:49

Schools are in crisis. Much more money needed for our children's future.

Bunnynames101 · 15/11/2022 21:49

The location of the remote control... Cannot find it for love nor money...

Paq · 15/11/2022 21:50

NomNomNominativeDeterminism · 15/11/2022 21:41

Go on @Paq what’s your fantasy billboard for?

Not sure. Probably just a giant picture of my dog 😁

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blacksax · 15/11/2022 21:50

Paq · 15/11/2022 21:37

I was expecting more personal grievances, like "stop pretending you know stuff you don't know, Anne" or "Robin, your stories were boring the first time you told them."

John - shut the fuck up, you don't know what you are talking about.

DancingSunflowers · 15/11/2022 21:51

John 14v6

hobbledyhoy · 15/11/2022 21:51

Demand better

topcat2014 · 15/11/2022 21:52

Visit missouri !

SheWoreARaspberryBeret123 · 15/11/2022 21:53

PollyAmour · 15/11/2022 20:17

General election now.

This.

NomNomNominativeDeterminism · 15/11/2022 21:53

Paq · 15/11/2022 21:50

Not sure. Probably just a giant picture of my dog 😁

That would certainly make an impact!

Especially with a speech bubble saying ‘Robin your stories were boring the first time’

Location?

Happyhappyeveryday · 15/11/2022 21:53

Girls in Iran Forced to Marry Guards, Then Executed

www.mamamia.com.au/iran-girls-execution/

username8888 · 15/11/2022 21:54

Abolish poverty.