I wonder if this is one of his mates trolling mumsnet, it's that ridiculous and this thread would be seen as offensive if it were full of men sticking up photos of women either objectifying them in their prime some years ago or talking about how sexually viable (or not, plus reasons) they find them.
I'm generally not particularly attracted to celebrities anyway so granted this might not be the thread for me- getting that excited about someone I've never met and don't know (who in all probability is very possibly a bit of an arse) who also wouldn't look at me twice in a month of Sundays rarely gets me going, nor do screenshots of a man's torso from 10 years ago when he forcibly hit the gym for a film role.
Hopefully Jordan North will get some value out of this as a radio anecdote at the very least when he gets wind of it.